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High-cortisol reactions, oversharing, overthinking. Crowd unpleaser, the scent of cinnamon. Hangovers. Gruesome, manspreading, 180bpm latex fruit. Yapper.

Ich bin gerade in Berlin angekommen und es fühlt sich irgendwie so an, als wäre ich der Außenseiter w.

@mamidrift F1 é comigo, já dos carros eu não sou muito fã.

@gougoudolls Todo Dia É Segunda-Feira E Eu Quero Engolir Cinco Litros De Codeína. #QueroAprenderComoMeCrucificoEmCasa

@freshlyaborted FAZ TRES MIL ANOS, OZZYTO. TRES MIL. Ainda é quarta, nem lá nem cá, cambaleando na meio fio do final da semana.

Such a fucking long week this is.

@sttereoboy Would u believe me if I told u we only go downhill from here?

@freshlyaborted My first impression of you btw.

I’m gon be offing myself tonight due to having registered my username as softmoaner for my on-line uni class not knowing everyone could actually see it.

Self-titled.

@Iavienroshe Did u get this week’s freak title yet? Thought this was gon be me.

@freshlyaborted Me.

Freak of the week.

Did I mention I’m circumcised yet? open.spotify.com/track/3qVFWeVb…

@fleshymachine open.spotify.com/track/2OfqHdqz…

Querendo renovar minhas playlists e procurando novas músicas pra adicionar. Aceito recomendações variadas bem aqui. 👇🏻

@fleshymachine Had all of ya guesses wrong, I just tied both my ring finger and my pinky together so it heals. Not spending my short money no soon.

@freshlyaborted Instructions unclear, should've broken that wrist instead. Are you wearing a splint or do you keep it dangling like a baby carrot split in half?

And I'll be doing it right now, scrolling through the tweets like it's my newspaper of the day, don't mind me. Good morning. 🗞️

@fleshymachine Long story short: I fucked around and found out. (I don’t know how to do a handstand.)

@freshlyaborted I do be nosy like that. Everything is funnier when it's none of my business. Speaking of which, share with the class how the hell you broke that finger.

@arcodecrystal Prettiest girl straight outta 60s.

Obsessed with blue and polka dots.

Find me lacking. t.me/taxevader2002

@arcodecrystal Will ya Laugh at Me question mark.

@freshlyaborted … how.

Just broke my pinky in the fucking lamest way and I hope this at least adds up to my lore.

@haberinolsun_x @godARTis this U?

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