Katie Fretwell

Dating tip: don’t

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

I'm sorry i roasted you i was trying to flirt

When I wake up tomorrow and it’s 2008 and I was just dreaming the last 13 years

I be in the gym fueled off pure self hatred

Feeling like the silliest little goose today.

Evry day im like “What is going on” then i go to bed

Do you remember when we used to go out until 5am??? Now look at us. Yawning before midnight. Shameful.

there’s no better relief when you burp and fart at the same time

feeling like a tub of butter

Does the UV index control your day or are you normal

boredom: just watched water boil

Humans had a pretty good run.

alright jokes over boys let me see my friends before all sanity is lost