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@frhn
Tech, design, photography. Dior tastes on a Daiso budget. Join me in my attempts to lose weight while eating all the cake I can get my hands on.
singapore Katılım Nisan 2009
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yeah i’m familiar with the (halal) f&b scene in sg
tani@keepupwithtani
Fuck a breakup you ever been addicted to a restaurant that closed down?😭😭
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@sarahcoldheart I’ve seen the usual though? OH NO NO PORK ITS THE END OF THE WORLD. It’s the same anytime a chain goes halal.
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@frhn The comments are really weird and so bad this time
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I'm laughing. Paris Baguette branches are now Halal certified in Singapore.
The fb commenters are saying they won't go anymore cause there's no pork bacon or ham.
Um.
They haven't been serving that since the last five years...
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then later while making dinner my mum tapped my shoulder and said in a low voice "the bat is still inside the house. it's behind nenek". NENEK!? i look outside and omfg the bat was just CHILLING on my grandmother's chair so i just pulled my nenek away -
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i was lying in bed and my dad barged in and said "amirul! your friend is here! can you chase him away?" then I was so shocked huh what friend and I went into the living room and there was a BAT FLYING AROUND and then my parents hid inside their room asking me to chase it away-
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@ofmeowandbake @mochidoughnutss Hahahah sometimes it’s better not to let the universe test you.
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@sirbranchod Ok I don’t know why I said the supermarket’s outside the mall. But Woodleigh mall yassssss
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@sirbranchod Omg Woodleigh mall enthusiast??? Which is your favourite part of Woodleigh mall and why is it the 24 hour supermarket that’s just outside the mall?!
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Singaporean version is you go to the bathroom and unscrew all the shower heads and bidets
miss missouri@izzitrin
last night at a house party i watched a guy unscrew the hinges of the host's bedroom doors, hide the hinges under a pile of clothes, and put the door back in place, bc the host insulted his girlfriend
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lil triple ruptured ligaments from dislocating the knee joint
no context memes@nocontextmemes
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@MalayHomelander @astaf_gorilla Omg shisha in Arab street was good days. I’m glad I lived through that period.
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@astaf_gorilla Won’t be the first. You should’ve been there when they announce the ban of shisha nationwide. I was one of the few who dropped to their knees when news came out. But they did give like 2 years grace period for Arab street to clear stock haha
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This might be controversial but i think one of the reasons the sg govt came down so hard on kpods was because, through socmed clips and news reports, it seemed that the maj pop, esp young chn men, were affected more by it then any previous drug epidemic.
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god the guy who “calculated how much it costs to have a relationship in sg” just posted a part 2 😭😭😭
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projector closed AND i find out no more wfh in my company? worst day of my life
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I guess he found someone who gorengs his pisang 👀👀👀
goreng pisang@cakesauce
5 years later and finally married
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Congrats on the wedding! Enjoy the honeymoon!!
goreng pisang@cakesauce
5 years later and finally married
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@cakesauce Your initial tweet said “goreng pisang” not banana fritters. When i google goreng pisang, only goreng pisang appears. Curious
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