carson spriggs

I take this serious. 🐧

@shernanjavier Its over

im cooked

btw here’s vercel’s ceo with a globally recognized genocidal war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu

At the gym. Moving weights. Fuck my stupid chud life.

@SWALLOWMESEA FUCKING JAEGERBKMB DIE

I guess bro🤤

@SWALLOWMESEA Grown man tweeting this btw 😭😭

how it feels to ragebait my lover 👅 heh

@SWALLOWMESEA Im a man of my word

@fridaycigarette i dare u

Eating yogurt u can't pronounce in pants u can't afford...

FIVE YEARS LATER

I am the only person in my family that can write typescript. My parents couldn't and my children won't have to. All this knowledge will die with me. Like tears in rain.

Sorry ive been busy. Rank #2 maplestory. You’re all peons to me.

I'm low-key today's wordle

@mccauleycodes Lowkey i can see u working at a VC firm

someone told me i should be a VC scout because of my network LOL

@SWALLOWMESEA @immike_wing

@immike_wing No we moved onto stussy chapter sweaters now

are carhart jackets still in trend?

@mccauleycodes @Jay__Mistry

@Jay__Mistry bring @fridaycigarette to toronto pls

To ALL my Toronto VCs/Startups and tech folk: Need some help with sponsorships for brining 100 of the best and brightest Montreal builders to Toronto Tech Week, reach out if you’re interested in being a part of the mission 🙏

@0xCL4R HUGE

yayy we won nexhacks first place leanmcpp!!

I just had jaegarbombs and Vegas bombs for the first tjme in my life......holy fuck. I'm cooked.

@SWALLOWMESEA Always time for one more shot

Tonight's stats: 2 tequila shots (Ty @fridaycigarette ) Big straight (double) rum and coke Leftover vodka cran 2 jaegarbombs 1 Vegas bomb 3 menthols IM COOKKEEDDDDD

@SWALLOWMESEA MONTREAL

Remembering something that genuinely puts me into flow state x.com/doschumblings/…

@SWALLOWMESEA Looks like tinker bell

Pulled the secret cuz I'm a boss #duh