𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

girls please stop wearing Harley Davidson shirts if you don’t listen to his music

hotdog in one hand, you in the other

me: I’ve got plans later sorry the plans:

to the pet store employee that claimed I “wasn’t mentally fit enough” for an exotic pet shoulda checked my pockets bitch

@plzseekhelp stinky

@friedurethra what his ass do

a few years after the breakup preferably at 3:44am

You have left him quite discheesed 🧀

@GaySexWithMyDad please don’t

@friedurethra can i tribute?

I fell.

Not now honey I’m talking to the dog in a retarded voice

@happyfreb WHAT

@legit_scumbag No not higher than the average, your own screen shot shows you are IN the average range of 264-916, above 916 would be higher than average

@friedurethra It's not scary dangerous high yeah but deff higher than average range lol

I'm kinda scared about how high my t levels are like I looked it up and it can mean adrenal disease. Gunna call my doctor Monday 🙏

@legit_scumbag Yah the 809 that says normal, you need to be in 1,000s to be considered high

@friedurethra Did u not see the number 809

just threw my car battery into the towns drinking well

Not now daddy, kittens gonna leave you in a hot car with the windows up

Went to Fat Tuesday and everyone knew you

you know I’m such a foooool for youuu