OldEnoughToKnowBetter🏳️‍🌈♉️🚀

You ever wake up from a nap, look in mirror, and think, “well, that ain’t right”.

I’m currently blocked from follow backs. Will fb as soon as Twitter allows.

@elle_nic_woods @Kaygee72070306 I’m a fan.

Just a friendly reminder that gray hair is just hair that’s gray. It grows the same as every other color. It’s been doing so for thousands of years. It’s an honor to live long enough to have silver grow from your own body. If you don’t agree, oKaAYy.

@ask_aubry You done now. I’m not saying you need to burn his clothes on the lawn as you finish loading your stuff in the quick rental truck. But, if’s your call. Maybe you enjoy crafting. Gluing spikes on the inside of all his pants zippers is a better option.

Sis, your partner burned you with a cigarette. Run now, run fast.

@cactusbuttplug_ I don’t date. If I don’t hate you by the end of the first hour, verdict is in. No reason to delay the sex portion of the test. It’s make or break, by the end of the physical examination and cardio assessment process. The final grade is an easy pass or fail.

I just want that good sex and intimacy but without the dating and relationship bullshit.

@ultrarotom @andrewdoyle_com Yep

When the light is just right you gotta strike a pose

@runsamuck2 Same color as their cult leader.

@Mobley13Tony Shame he has to burn the house and property down to prevent the snake’s big brother and all their cousins from coming back bite amd beat with his own hose

@runsamuck2 Just your posts? I have a few more personality traits that that push my repulsion percentage ratio pretty high 🤷

@wendy_mcroberts @alfreds74427060 Maybe , if attempts are made on a regular basis the muscle will keep vascular flow and the body will continue to maintain, as usual.

@alfreds74427060 Ok I missed the eradication of the orgasm and I’m not ready for that.

@Mobley13Tony It’s a lot easier to be ignorant and scared of others that don’t look like you. Build knowledge to make sensible fact-driven decisions means a lot of time wasted reading.

@cactusbuttplug_ Ask if there anything you can do to help make chore disappear sooner. Or, if it’s end of day, offer to draw a bath and supply wine. If there children, keep them away from bath door and don’t let them talk to herfor at least 1/2 hour.

Heads up, guys. If you tell a woman she looks tired, it means that you think she looks like shit. It does not convey concern.

@shesbonky I admire his frank display of intentional ignorance and confession of his disinterest and lifelong failure to pleasure any women. Nice of him to speed things up by refusing any attempt for female orgasms.

MEN: We are politicians and can therefore pass laws to regulate women's bodies! ALSO MEN:

@uncalmable Well, to be fair, I probably only like maybe 3 people in rl, so no judgment from me.

@_indica_sky A little orange lining cleavage sounds like a nice way to brighten up an evening

I don’t want to brag but I took my bra off and 3 Cheetos fell out.

@MysterySolute Sex doll with the lube lipstick option?

What is the color name of Kimberly Guilfoyle’s lipstick?

@EasyBakedOven 😁 good gif-ing

@EasyBakedOven @costareports The Pale Resistance is ready to roll. Mostly because they tend to fall down when trying to run during retreat to the minivan.

Outside federal court in Miami, 8:51 a.m. ET

@StruggleDisplay That ain’t right. That level of mean is spreading down to the bone.

Was about to have a MRI and the tech asked what kind of music would I like? I said, anything but country. She then proceeded to blast my trapped lil earholes with the only thing worse….christian rock. I’ve met the devil y’all, and she wears looney tunes scrubs.