Lwaxana Moon

@swolecialism YES its not homework dont be so reductive

They’re big but I wouldn’t say they’re ostrich sized

I'm watching Brazil

@TwistyOnline wonder if anyone else on voyager was married to anyone in politics, and if their relationship somehow had some wild butterfly effects on the world in the 30 years since? probably not. now to click the memory alpha random page button while i sip from this huge mug of raktajino

Ohioans you could have had Janeway as First Woman of Ohio and you all fucked it up

@_mrpussy CUMBURST MELON

@ALVALcomedy i mean i have vomited up the last 3 boxes of timbits i purchased. fool me 3 times shame on you,

Me, trans, minding my own business eating a breakfast sandwich at Tim Horton’s: Random woman: “I saw you from outside and had to come in to tell you that I think you are SO brave” Me: “The food here isn’t THAT bad”

The CCP calls this progress. Not me. I won't do it.

[spoken with barely concealed rage] mild spoiler implies spicy spoiler

@Liv_Agar they dont know about me

@_mrpussy ₒbₐₘₙₐ.... 😴😣🥶 🥤🍻 (っ⌐■o■)っ🍹 🎆🎇💜 ＳＯＤＡ ！💜💯🥇💥💜

BIG KNIFE! SMALL WIFE!

@mrmg89 @fried_eggies @inter13galactic

@fried_eggies @inter13galactic Cute, thanks babe ❤️

It's the Powers That Be who want to preserve everything; that's the reason there's an epidemic.

remember websites? :(

shrimo fried the rice!!!!

Excusing Kanye's anti-semitism and white supremacist ramblings as a consequence of his bipolar disorder is some of the wildest infantilizing I've ever seen. Oh but he's been influenced by Clandance Owens? Yeah, every bigot is influenced by someone else. Fuck them and fuck him.