jake phelps
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@lainerbain no lol but I know someone going into nursing that has experience in labs looking for a job.
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Old man: Help, I got ran over by a sheep!
Doctor: you mean a jeep???
Old man:NO, a damn sheep! With fur and all.
#ShitYouNot #Thanksgiving
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"You left me blacked out and alone in KC. My mom hates you!" #GoodJobKyle
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@DAVEITSDOPE95 1 jackass does solely represent an entire country. Had a similar in Norway actually. Just simply uneducated
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Always livin life in the fast lane, can't slow down, I'm a Rollin freight train #LivinLife
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Ahhhh stoked for this news. Considering going to watch him now! #LifeLongDream twitter.com/footbalistuff/…
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20 years no broken bones, 4 more years 8 broken bones...WTF!?#WhatHappened!?
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