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@PropFinderApp Zach Gelof

PF anniversary, let’s cash some bangers! Who is going yard?

I feel like one day a Japanese corporation is gonna come out and say, "Shohei Ohtani is a cyborg designed only to play baseball amazingly. We got you good, America." A+ practical joke ever. Offense dips? I'll just win a cy young.

Goaltending should be reviewed automatically with stopping the game and without a challenge. The way they sometimes check to see if a shot was a three or two point shot. This seems common sense. an easy problem to fix. wemby doesn't need help @NBA.

@OleTimeHardball tim wakefield

You’re facing the following lineup in Game 7 of the World Series. You have your choice of any SP, in his prime. Who gets the ball?

Happy Anniversary PropFinder Family! One year in the books. Tomorrow’s slate is LIVE on the site. To celebrate, we’re giving away $500 (5x$100) and 10 yearly subs. Like & RT to enter. Love y’all ❤️

Knicks - 76ers flops per minute rate gonna be the impetus for crack downs next year.

@LVFunkoholics Well, if they keep it they didn't scalp it right?

Yup.

@Hero_OfThe_Day Tale as old as time.

Wow!! For some reason LeBron attempts a backwards layup, it bricks, he doesn’t get back on defense because he’s busy complaining to the official, but since he’s still on the other end……. it pays off!! We’re going to need more effort from LeBron James tonight!! 🔥🔥

Orlando magic gonna win the championship because in game 82 they got speed-bagged by the Maine Celtics.

@Breaking57 Americans don't say bonnet.

She thought a TikTok dance on a stranger’s Aston Martin was harmless

@Acyn Trump has no idea what that means. Zero historical knowledge.

A lot of jokes from King Charles tonight. “You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French”

@giltius @ErikaaLauren Volition?

@ErikaaLauren Tell me one human being in the whole world who would tune into this under their own fruition

I genuinely hate people who act like this I can tell this chicks personality is insufferable and she would piss me off so bad. Just a loud, unfunny, cornball

I imagine each Oklahoma City Thunder huddle ends with, "remember to pretend to get fouled like a cartoon character. To hell with integrity."

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Can't believe I forgot my Tyler Myers 5 shots/5 blocked shots ticket. I had a feeling.

SGA bad for basketball.

Love how many posts about "another block" by Ausar Thompson and currently has Zero. Vegas says no!

@DK__DFS Don't be afraid to water down the water-downs, as well.

You’re right, just ignore the price and water down every parlay. Simple!

@GoalNHL Just a regular goal.

BOS: Morgan Geekie (2) +230 assists: David Pastrnak (3) +100 (BUF 0, BOS 2 - 16:29 2nd)

@UnderdogMLB @ChrisCotillo It was a good run. No shame in hanging them up.

Sonny Gray (hamstring) to be placed on 15-day IL, per @ChrisCotillo.