Father Ted Quotes

Jack: "HOLIDAY!!!" #frtedquotes #jack #july19th

@bobalongkins I think we'll watch it again! #frtedquotes

Dougal: "I don't even know how to spell the 'Philippines'. I know it begins with an F, but..." #frtedquotes #fatherted

"Down with this sort of thing!" "Careful now." #frtedquotes #fatherted

CLOSE HIM DOWN, CLOSE HIM DOWN!! #COYBIG #frtedquotes

@frtedquotes People are coming from Gdansk to watch the football! #COYBIG

Priceless RT @mr_klaster1: @COYBIG we kept peace last night! #COYBIG

Ted on More4. Milk float episode. Incredible.

RT @weaver_87: @frtedquotes Father Yes Tom? I've killed a man. #frtedquotes #fatherted

RT @slasher_mcgurk: "they killed him and stole his pen." "killed him! Really?" "Well, they're keeping him in for tests." #frtedquotes

RT @MrsPhelantobe: @frtedquotes Get those feckin crunchies our the car! #fatherted #frtedquotes

RT @leahwhitex: @frtedquotes "GO AWAY! I don't want to catch the menopause" #frtedquotes #fatherted

RT @weaver_87: @frtedquotes 'I'm no good at judging the size of crowds, but I'd say there are about 17 million of them out there' #fatherted

RT @MrsPhelantobe: @frtedquotes You've a face like a pair of tits! #fatherted #frtedquotes

"I'm Eoin McLove, I can have you killed." Eoin McLove is trending on Twitter! Yes! My faith in humanity has been restored @frtedquotes

@frtedquotes Its like a big tide of jam but jam made out of old women.. Classic

RT @leahwhitex: @frtedquotes "these cows are small.. Those out there are far away. Small.... Far away!" #frtedquotes #fatherted

RT @RiainOC: Tony: Shut up! Will you shut up!? Shut up!? Noel: Well I've never. You're going on my list of enemies, Tony. #frtedquotes

RT @Kieran_Official: But best of all the Chinese people themselves. Look at them there aren't they great? The Chinese-a great bunch of lads.

RT @Arron_Byrne: Dougal "Did you tell me before that Jack had trials for Liverpool?" Ted "oNo no I said he was on trial in Liverpool"