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Queen Elizabeth finally turned off like an iPhone that surprisingly made it through the afternoon on 1% battery

Because they pick and choose lol if you try to think about it logically you’re gonna hurt your brain. It’s NOT logical, they just suck

Apple Towson got Deirdre shaking in her boots!!!!

Nice to see Apple Retail not only hasn’t changed one bit, they managed to get even worse ever since I left BRAVO! Truly, I am beyond impressed Start your job hunting now friends, you will thank yourself later!!!

*still sucks 🙄🙄🙄

An overview of what I see after my hiatus from here (Hi anon friends): -Apple still sucks -They were nationally embarrassed by everyone saying pretty much what we’ve BEEN saying here -Now, they’re being reactive with raises that are still not enough -Apple stick sucks Welp

Absolutely useless

HELLO THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I, AND MANY OTHERS, LEFT. ALSO THE FACT THAT WE (THE ANON COMMUNITY) EXIST IS EVIDENCE ENOUGH OF HOW SHIT IT IS. FUCK THEM AND THEIR COUCH

@ExpertShizzle 4s 6 7 X SE 2 12 mini (Mine is wacky lol)

My 📱 history Original iPhone 3G 3Gs 4 4s 5 5s 6 6s 7 X Xs 11 Pro Xr 12 Pro 11 13 Pro What’s yours?

Wait pause…. They gave y’all $1000 randomly? You really can’t make this up lmaooooooo

@fastermatt I don’t deserve to work somewhere for 5+ years and make less than new hires. Fuck off.

There’s kool aid drinkers And then there’s the people that make the kool aid There’s no saving the people that make the kool aid

@fastermatt 1.) They’ll be fine 2.) I’m sure they’ll do enough to not screw their team or customers. It’s not that deep. If you have another answer for me, I’m doing you the courtesy of letting you know I won’t respond.

Ppl create these anon accounts to get away from inconsiderate ppl like you. How do you know if they are even in a place or fortunate enough to “move on”? How do you know they’re not trying to “move on” and just have to deal for the time being?

It absolutely astounding that corporate employees feel like this too. Toxic is an understatement

Dropped off my #Apple devices & badge at FedEx this evening. Threw away the t-shirts & other symbols that lost their meaning. I just see propaganda now. Saged the shit out of my apartment & everything & myself. For the first time in a long time, finally feeling some stillness. 💙

He said he’s not interesting in buying AppleCare!

It’s unrealistic, at this point, to only allot 15 mins for an appt when they constantly check in individuals who can’t even remember their 4-digit passcode. SPQH goal should be 2, not 4 🤷