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@dompy_roldan @AltStarMagic @ConstantKC @ANCALERTS @ABSCBNNews Si Bot daw

@AltStarMagic @ConstantKC @ANCALERTS @ABSCBNNews RE: CCTV Karmina: Do you see a senator being prevented from attending a session or do you see a senator running away from justice? Bato: BOTH. ----- He should probably not grant interviews now. 🤦‍♀️

“Kaya niyo ho bang tingnan lahat itong legal remedies na sinasabi niyo po, exhaust all these legal remedies nang hindi po nagtatago na naman at diyan naman sa Senado?” KARMINA CONSTANTINO, THE FINAL BOSS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA PIKON NA PIKON NA SI PEBBLES TANGINAAA 😭😭😭

@WhiteHouse Trump loves the poorly educated so much, he hired them to run the @WhiteHouse X account.

Embrace the penguin.

@pamelaribon It's been 20 years now since you wrote this blog pamie.com/2006/01/open-u… I remember the first time I read this and got all confused with the hate. Even someone go as far as commenting that Jollibee f*cked your mom (hilarious). Happy 20th.

I finally did it. I finally moved. Thanks for that career advice.

Man Competitive About How Depressed He Is bit.ly/3P9VmN3

Kavanaugh, Thomas Champion Creating Better Future For Next Generation Of Rapists bit.ly/3xYNMhk

Good days give you happiness. Bad days give you experience. The worst days give you lessons. The best days give you memories.

Sitting Inside Cardboard Box The Safest 6-Year-Old Will Feel For Remainder Of Life bit.ly/3OGpAHH

Death to boilerplate. Use @sveltejs

Woman Relieved Soulmate Turned Out To Be In Same Socioeconomic Bracket bit.ly/3OmsssT

@dani_stem I just became your 1,000th follower.

@SkeletoraTTV It’s official: a gun has more freedom than women in America.

fuck this place, earnestly.

@aelxael That bottle is collecting bacteria. Unless it’s empty?

ok i think i like pictures where i'm not looking more

@awkventurer Not giving notice, isn’t that illegal?

Company gives me no notice, can't even help with documents, and now won't even transfer the wifi at home (which I need to fix the rest of the mess) over to me. Part of me wants to just yolo and not finish up the rest of the contract they put for me. I'm beyond stressed.

Where have you been all my life, pyenv?

@DrunkHackerHist @defcon Re-join the historic mailing list and recruit people in my fight against child porn. Also brag about my racing career, my FreeBSD expertise and talks I did for DEFCON.

This year at @defcon I will… (Wrong Answers Only)

Made a wallpaper for my phone

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