Fruit Harvester

Winning.

@markgurman That article was not about the Vision Pro it was about the decline of the Retail Store.

@catwomay I haven’t taken a bath in over thirty years. My house = my choice.

Les gens qui enlèvent leur baignoire pour mettre une douche j'ai jamais compris ? Tu peux te mettre debout et donc te doucher debout dans une baignoire, par contre une douche tu peux pas te poser et t'allonger. C'est tellement dommage je trouve...

@CinnammmMaria @RonFilipkowski @PrincessBravato My first thought as well

@RonFilipkowski @PrincessBravato So he and his goons have figured out a way to make themselves rich off the backs of college athletes? 😒

Trump announces by executive order that he’s taking over college athletics.

Too many young people are resenting Boomers, claiming that Boomers had it " easy " financially in their youth. Here are a few fun facts about growing up Boomer. 1. Almost everyone grew up with one bathroom. Mom, Dad and all 3-6 siblings. 2. If you did get to take a vacation, you drove. With no air conditioning. No cup holders. No iPads. Just black vinyl seats and bologna sandwiches. 3. There were no club sports. No Parks and Rec activities. Summer camp was for rich kids. Get yourself a bike, a stick and a few friends. If you were bored, you laid in the grass and looked at clouds. 4. You ate what was served. Even if it was chicken livers. No DoorDash, no backup Totino's rolls. 5. No AP classes, no PSEO, no "fun" elective. They assigned you to a class. You went. You did what they asked. Or else. 6. Unless you had rich parents, you had a nice VFW wedding. Maybe rent a room at a modest hotel. 7. Most Boomers got their first pedi and mani in their 50s (when their feet got farther away). We didn't even know people got massages in real life, only in Hollywood. 8. You packed your own lunch for decades. 9. No one knew what red light therapy was, a facial, a spa day, or a cold plunge. Your gym was the YMCA. Usually in a rather old building. 10. We grew up with 18 percent inflation, 14 percent mortgage rates, 3 million continuing unemployment claims, and 200 other applicants competing for the same job. Now, this is not to say Millenials and Gen Z have it easy or don't face problems. It's just to say, nobody has it easy or doesn't face problems. My only hope, as my mom would say, is I live long enough to see my kids' kids complain about how easy they had it!

@_sorrengailll Dear parents: learn how to manage your children's devices with the parental controls that are built-in instead of expecting companies to do it for you. There, fixed it for you.

Dear Apple, bring back the iPod but make it modern. Not for nostalgia, but for parents who want their kids to experience music and audiobooks without the distractions of apps, browsers, and social media.

@it_unprofession Sounds like someone forgot to read the manual.

I tried to turn on my heated car seats this morning. A pop-up on the dashboard told me my free trial had expired. I'm freezing in my own driveway because I forgot to renew my seat subscription. When did this become normal? I own the car. The heating coils are physically inside the seat. But a server in California decided my lower back doesn't deserve warmth today. To fix it, I have to download an app, create an account, and pay eight dollars a month. I refused on principle. Instead, I drove to work shivering while sitting on a microwaved towel. My coworker asked why I smelled like damp cotton. I told him I was protesting the modern economy. Tomorrow I'm supposed to buy a smart toaster. I'm terrified it will hold my bagels hostage until I watch a thirty-second ad.

I’ll save you some time on the Iran address: • It’s Biden’s fault • 48 hours • Two weeks • Some incoherent gibberish • We’ve won • We are way ahead of schedule • It’s a little excursion • We have obliterated them • We’ve knocked out all their ships • I could open up the Strait of Hormuz • Go get your own oil • They gave us a present • NATO are cowards • Something about Nuclear weapons • Allies are useless • We need allies • Nobody’s ever seen anything like it • Fake news • DEMOCRATS • Obama • More gibberish • I know more than the generals • Greatest foreign policy ever Am I missing anything?

@Bunny_ngl Breaking Bad and Lost.

Can someone please recommend a tv series that's actually addictive, the kind that makes people stay up all night and finish season one in a sitting???????

Donald Trump is ruining everything for everybody on earth and I hate his fucking guts and I hope he fucking dies really soon.

You better give him what he wants or he will throw his toy soldiers and toy airplanes across the floor mommy!

Hey Fuckface, remind us all again how many people around the world will be celebrating your death.

If you are going to watch one thing today- WATCH THIS. THANK YOU MR TRUMP.. For the perhaps unintentional education.

State Department issues "Worldwide Caution" memo to all Americans abroad as a result of Trump's war

I just really fucking hate being GB On Point. #iykyk

BREAKING: After Cuba's electrical grid suffered a complete and total collapse when Trump shut off the flow of oil, doctors say at least 3000 people who rely on dialysis will die. Isn’t that murder?

@realEstateTrent Just because you do things a certain way does not mean other people need to do it that way.

Long line at the airport Starbucks this morning. After using the app and getting my coffee in less than three minutes, I approached someone in line, and told them the app would save them lots of time. She turned, smiled, and said emphatically: “Ya, but I HATE apps!”

@paytondev Maybe because it’s an iPad and not a Mac?

i used to be in the “iPads don’t need macOS crowd” but now that I own an iPad Pro with a Magic Keyboard, it is so heartbreaking that I can’t do literally anything on this. It’s easily the best form-factor computer that I own, but you just can’t do anything!

@mweinbach Because not everyone has the same workflow?

How do people work with only one display? It feels impossible to be productive What are you swapping screens every 10 seconds

@Amy_Siskind In the history of passing fuel price increases along to customers, not once has one of those companies decreased their prices after the price of fuel goes down.

Delta CEO: fuel prices have doubled for airlines since the start of the war, and we are passing them on to consumers as higher ticket prices.