Balls Nuts

Well met, traveler. Would you like to sample my wares

Girl at the Amtrak cafe car asked for prosecco in a perfect Italian pronunciation

Both trains and planes have cafe cars but the logistics work a little differently

@ankyhaidy NYT games and parallel gaze? (like netflix and chill)

do you want to come over and parallel engage with art

them: surely you didn't mean for the rules to interact like that right? me: them's the rules

I started taking the delta 8 gummies they sell at rural gas stations and now my eyes are closer together

@ankyhaidy Hey! Me too

i’m one of the accounts on here

I bet what goes on inside a black hole is pretty boring, and I don’t really care

guy simulating an entire universe hoping they discover the meaning of life for him

@SillyBWoman Fallonese

What are Jimmy Fallon fans called

@errai This but for klonopin

Zohran Mamdani launches pilot program offering two daily free beers to people who are “going thru it”

@1OOOOOOOOOlions It’s where you get the rest of you out of you

Why do they call it a restroom? There's nothing restful about what I get up to in that room

Neofascist he/they militia

thieves cant? it seems to me that they can

Like my dad used to say, you can’t have your steak and eat it too

I’ll have three hamburgers and whatever the lady’s having (points at gaunt 6.5” ghostlike woman)

Whos dick do I gotta suck to get granola without sugar added around here

chatgtp: is my mom secretly emo?