oprah oomphry
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Gotta imagine the employment rate is higher for 62 year olds than for toddlers...

‘Don’t you see that as a denigration of your baby?!’ Porn star Bonnie Blue’s plans to turn her baby shower into a ‘golden shower’ leaves Shelagh Fogarty feeling uncomfortable.

Khloé Kardashian & Tristan Thompson talked about the ultimatum Khloé once gave him to get a vasectomy in order to save their relationship and revealed the only way Tristan can now have more kids is through Khloé’s embryos that she owns 😳👀 “I think I signed off for two embryos. So, I mean, if I do have more kids, it’d be coming from you. I already have enough baby moms. Don’t want no more.” 😭

This is so sad to me

more of my real life friends are on twitter than facebook, so i was using twitter to look for a roomie within my irl network. i figured the tweet would just be shown to my simcluster. a good lesson that any post on twitter can go viral and i ought to post with that in mind

i use to think bonnie blue was funny and proper rage baiter but shes actually pregnant and its turned disgusting

Ariana is a great vocalist no doubt & started her career really pushing herself vocally. But we gotta be honest that she’s been vocally stagnant since TUN atleast. Less dynamic lead vocals & more emphasis on bgv/layers. She has the voice & gifts, why doesn’t she use it in pop?

and we can tell cause why is ariana’s pen game lowkey really terrible in terms of quality and phrasing w/o ilya / other writers being involved…….

people who don’t like JC Chasez are just kinda evil at heart idk

included it in her superbowl commercial, made a music video for it, performed it on her tour and still did not put it on streaming until 10 years later…

A manatee done swam up to the function 😂

Worried about plastics and polyester but dumping dryer sheets into every laundry load 🤪


People will hate me but Spelling Bee is a pointless contest not because the competition itself has no utility. Spelling bee simply exists due to the imperfections of the English language. Can you think of Spelling Bee in Hindi or Sanskrit? Words are pronounced as they’re written.


Mics on, no autotune, amazing vocals and full choreography. *NSYNC you will always be iconic!

Will have to get a portable one. Not having my gaff look like a kebab shop.