Johnny Be Good

@Osergae @FCBarcelona Lol... I know right? I mean, I understand Uruguay and shit, but still looks like a boofoon.

@FCBarcelona This cannot be my Captain next Season

A special season deserves a special night ✨🏆

@4laspecial @centregoals You twitting this while shitting in the hole next to your house?

@frustrateMK @centregoals They're not even Nigerians, you must have a Nigerian complex stupid mofo. 🤡

🚨🚨| Barcelona are the 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 team ever to win all 19 home games in a 38-match La Liga season. 🤯✔️

@AwesomeNewsom Oh oh. Don't make him use the worst of the worst: Full Disadulation!

OH NO. TRUMP JUST ISSUED A WARNING, WHICH WILL BE FOLLOWED BY A FINAL WARNING, THEN A SUPER FINAL WARNING, THEN THE OFFICIAL NOTARIZED FINAL WARNING, THEN THE MOTHER OF ALL WARNINGS, THEN THE LAST WARNING THAT CAN NOT BE TURNED BACK, FOLLOWED BY TURNING BACK. WASH, PANIC, REPEAT.

@chiky_handlr Reminds me of Better Call Saul

This was in 1999 She was a fucking Escort working for Epstein and Donald Trump was married to his 2nd wife Marla Retweet so that the truth spreads

@MarwaEldiwiny The post is clear AI wording, and the replies he is giving are making it even more obvious. Cheap auto bot account to farm engagements.

Silver Swan Automaton… no motors, built in 1773 and still working perfectly. The Silver Swan is powered entirely by mainsprings and brass clockwork gears. Why did we stop creating such elegant engineering and beautiful pieces of art… timeless and built to last?

@Pnlpal @MarwaEldiwiny Don't bother. The post is clear AI wording, and the reply he gave you is even more obvious. Cheap try at building engagements with automated bot.

@MarwaEldiwiny You say no motors and the first thing i heard is “ three clockwork motor” do you not even watch the videos you post?

@60Minutes Fixed it for ya

On March 23, more than $800 million was staked on the chance of oil prices dropping. Fifteen minutes later, an announcement from the president sent the price of oil plummeting by more than 10%. It has not been determined if the trade was made with inside information or if the trader was in the U.S. cbsn.ws/3PIBGFM

@Skraci Како што кажа веќе некој друг: Само имаат земено бренд/лиценца или како тоа се вика. Ќе имаат нешто од тие ефтините брендирани производи (како шише од литар и пол Spar кечап за 85 денари), друго исто како и порано.

Дали сме сигурни дека Шпар пристигна или само залепија налепници над Кит го

@Glavceto Овие паразити глумат дека млатат стотици илјади евра од снимање глупости, а позади нив стои цела валкана машинерија коцкарници, спонзори, агенции, бот фарми, менаџери, алгоритми што молзат внимание од деца и будали. Кловновиве не се ни тие главните што брцаат во големите пари.

Да ти се посерам во општеството во кое живееме!

@legovski Си нашол добра функција за презервативите шо ти стоеле неискористени во новчаникот :P

@NoContextHumans WTF?? They are dressed like they would blow him for 20$ right on front of her. BOTH of them for the price.

That’s actually wild

@ESPNUK Look at his shirt. It is wrinkled because another guy is pulling him from behind.

This was the reason West Ham's goal was disallowed ❌ Was it a foul on David Raya?

@kraft_mk @slavamedarini Воопшто не беше наддавање. Нашите информации беа слични со другиот reply. Јас мислев дека имаат околу 50.000 загинати месечно. Можеби не е точно, ама не си игравме аукција овде. Мислев дека е печатна грешка од твоја старана.

@slavamedarini @frustrateMK *Дечки, не ова наддавање, методологиите се прецизни. *Жртви и загинати не е исто, бројките се тие.

Путин: "големиот подвиг на генерацијата победници ги инспирира војниците што ги извршуваат целите на СВО и се соочуваат со агресивна сила вооружена и поддржана од НАТО но и покрај ова - нашите херои одат *напред". *Напред = >1.100.000 жртви. *Загинати: до 6 илјади 🪖 месечно.

@JuanManya92 @regular_niceboy @FabrizioRomano Yeah, we know. But this is still god damn funny to whoever watched Better Call Saul.

@regular_niceboy @FabrizioRomano Yknow hes at his home already, dont you?

🚨 OFFICIAL: Aurelien Tchouameni statement to apologize to all Madridistas. ““What happened this week in training is 𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 — I say this while thinking about the example we are expected to set for young people, whether in football or at school. No matter who is right or wrong, we should always look for the calmest solution to resolve a conflict”. “Above all, 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐛. I know the fans, the staff, my teammates, the management, everyone is deeply disappointed by the way this season has unfolded. But frustration cannot excuse everything”. “These incidents, even if they can happen in any dressing room, are not worthy of Real Madrid. Especially since Real Madrid is the most talked-about club in the world”. “Anyway, now is no longer the time to figure out who did what, who said what, or who was right or wrong. I acknowledge the club’s sanction and I accept it”. “We remain family, with disagreements at times but we must always put our objectives above everything else. 𝐈 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩, and I also want to extend my apologies to all Madridistas”.

@FabrizioRomano If it is "just a small cut", then you can play the El Clasico, right? Let's see if You are going to show up.

🚨 OFFICIAL: Fede Valverde statement. “Yesterday I had an incident with a teammate during a training session. The fatigue from competition and the frustration made everything seem blown out of proportion”. “In a normal locker room, these things can happen and are usually resolved internally without it becoming all public”. “Clearly, someone here is spreading rumors, and with a season without titles, where Real Madrid is always under scrutiny, everything gets blown out of proportion”. “Today we had another disagreement. During the argument, I accidentally hit a table, causing a small cut on my forehead that required a routine visit to the hospital”. “At no point did my teammate hit me, I didn’t hit him either”. “I feel that my anger about the situation, frustration at seeing some of us struggling to get through end of season, giving it our all, pushed me to the point of arguing with a teammate”. “I’m sorry. I’m truly sorry because this situation hurts me, this moment we’re going through is painful”. “Real Madrid is one of the most important things in my life and I can’t be indifferent to it. The result is accumulation of things that culminate in a senseless fight, damaging my image and leaving room for doubt that they will add fuel to the fire of an accident”. “I wasn’t going to speak out until the end of the season. We were eliminated from the Champions League, and I kept my anger and resentment to myself”. “We’ve wasted another year, and I wasn’t in a position to be posting on social media when the only face I had to show was on the field, and I feel that’s what I did. That’s why I’m the one who’s most saddened and pained to be going through this situation that prevents me from playing the next match due to medical decisions”. “I always gave it my all, to the very end, and it hurts me more than anyone not to be able to do so. I am available to the club and my teammates to collaborate on any decision they deem necessary. Thank you”.

30 million fans have now signed a petition calling for Kylian Mbappe to leave Real Madrid 😳✍️

MBAPPÉ PETITION HITS 28M ✍️ MORE THAN MOST SIGNED PETITION IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS 🤯🌎