MissyPriss

Apparently Thanksgiving is now for bitching out your partner about the temperature in the house just as soon as she wakes up. Happy Thanksgiving my ass.

It's important to me, therefore it doesn't actually matter.

He makes as much noise as humanly possible while we are on the phone just to piss me off. We've had this discussion so many times and I'm fed up with dealing with it.

@natsechobbyist @tedcruz As a Texas voter, I keep trying to get rid of him as a senator. President? Hell to the no!

@GeorgeTakei Still didn't care who she was, or who her husband was. Wasn't relevant.

@GeorgeTakei As the (at the time) spouse of an enlisted service member I was once asked "Do you know who my husband is?!" To which I responded "No, do you know who my husband is?" I knew by attitude hers was an officer. Didn't care. Turned out she was the commander's wife.🤦‍♀️

Ted Cruz recently barked at an airline check-in employee, “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?” This was a big missed opportunity. Some fool purportedly tried this once in Denver. The United Airlines counter attendant, after telling him to pls wait in line, grabbed the mic and said… /1

Lesson learned. Never take a sleep aid and laxative in the same night.🤦‍♀️

@pinatagrams I saw in the FAQ shipping overseas isn't available, does this include APO addresses?

If anyone ever tries to tell you Sriracha is a good substitute for chili sauce, they are LYING!!!!

At least my friends remembered.

Had to improvise since someone who claims to love me didn't bother with a cake. See if I ever make him another cheesecake EVER.

Worst BF Ever Award goes to my BF. Didn't tell me happy birthday until 4pm, full 10 hours after I woke up. Gift has been delayed in the mail because we don't plan ahead and wait until the last minute. No cake. Half-assed dinner, if that.

I wish I had someone who did my laundry for me after they worked all week while I watched TV and napped on the couch all day.

What am I supposed to do with this? I have nothing left to give.😔

@SuzanneCarr60 @HamillHimself Educate her on herd immunity. I've gotten a couple of people to come around that way. They had thought being fairly young and healthy was sufficient.

This is a disagreement between myself and another. I say the sexual assault is more traumatic.

Scenario: 2 people in a position of power in their company habitually use their position to intimidate subordinates. One tried to withhold $10k owed to an employee. The other sexually assaults female employees. Is one worse than the other? Or are they equally traumatic?

If you are going to buy someone you claim to love a gift, either put actual thought into it or don't bother.

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