Philip J. Fry

Wait, I’m having an idea! Wait, no. Yes! No. Mmm... no. Yes. Yes! Wait wait... no. Yes. Sigh, no.......

I don't know what people are complaining about, Emmet's double-decker couch is brilliant.

That’s it. You’re off the Xmas card list. Meaning you’re on Robot Santa’s list. Enjoy! twitter.com/dom_doud/statu…

If we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway, why aren’t freeways free?

Mondays.

Who did this.

I still can’t believe it’s not butter. I mean, then what is it? And it’s not going to try to eat me, right?

You know what? Asking for a friend.

Wait, I think I just figured out what TGIF stands for. Nope, lost it.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was... something something. Peanut butter.

Fry and Bender, a wining combination. Let's call ourselves Friender! Friender, Friender, Friender! Friender, Friender, Friender.

Planet Express needs more money, maybe we should start an... un-delivery service. Yeah, you pay us to not deliver things you don't like.

@Bender No I'm... doesn't. *Your*... spoiler needs an attitude adjustment.

You know, I really am fortunate to have a girlfriend. Especially one who is: a) willing to be seen with me in public and 2) alive

Did everything just taste purple? Or did we just get canceled again? dlvr.it/3GbJHC

Don't you worry about Futurama coming back this summer with more season 7 episodes. Let me worry about blank. ow.ly/hEnpb

Huh. Did everything just taste purple for a second?

If I have ever taught you anything, I hope you've learned to never, ever, ever bet against me being stupid.

@RSMordecai No I'm... doesn't. You're the one who's... neat.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh, did you hear that? Everything just tasted purple again.