Christopher Fryer

You heard about Gilgamesh in high school and forgot all about it. Well... it's time to remember the world's oldest epic. Check out this modern retelling of a 4000 year old story: THE EPIC OF GLENDA MESH. #gilgamesh #ya amazon.com/Epic-Glenda-Me…

@EthanDyer25 @DontBotherKeiti The Toxic Annoyer.

@fryerworks @DontBotherKeiti Me too I call him orange fruit cup

It is one of the funnest things in my life to get on here and make fun of the president with you guys

I bet apostrophe and comma are having a torrid love affair behind period's back.

Pear Tear Bear Hear Sear Near

Map: Continue straight. Two Wrongs: We got this. Map: Make a right. Two Wrongs: Nope.

@KoalaQuillHQ Yep. The band is called We're All F*cked.

@fryerworks Wait... seriously?

No one prepared me for the feeling of finding out my new favorite band was nothing but AI.

original jurassic park movie still fucking slays

You heard about Gilgamesh in high school and forgot all about it. Well... it's time to remember the world's oldest epic. Check out this modern retelling of a 4000 year old story: THE EPIC OF GLENDA MESH. #gilgamesh #ya amazon.com/Epic-Glenda-Me…

What is the greatest movie scene of all time?

Kinda feels like you either get pulled through life or you push through life, and there's no in between

@yducknow I drink and know things.

In one sentence prove that you've watched Game of Thrones:

I'm pretty sure AI is already talking shit about us behind our backs.

It took 52 minutes for Dante's Peak to start peaking, and they just don't make movies like that anymore.

@Gabino_Iglesias There aren't many movies that live so vividly in my head as Event Horizon. The mom in the hospital wing, hearing the scratching on the operating table curtain... That still freaks me out just thinking about it.

Movie app: “Watch again:” Me: “Watch again? Why would I watch the same thing again? There’s too much to watch here and there ñ isn’t even my only movie app! Watch again. Get outta my face with that.” Also me: Watching Event Horizon for the 7,419th time.

Raise your hand if you've been watching the world fall apart on Twitter for the last 10 years. ✋

Writing is like a metaphor.

@yvessirae Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Or Adaptation

please recommend some movies that feel like therapy, pls pls. movies that make you realize so many things in life. movies that make you cry so hard, that are gut-wrenching yet cleansing, and that gently remind you of your most vulnerable side

Crazy to think there are people who are actually enjoying how things are going.

What's one catchphrase or reference you often use but no one ever gets it 💬