fart ass

It’s the Waterloo crackheads

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

@muneyspov Wow a THREAT DIRECTLY TO ME I am honoured

if you don’t watch all the tiktoks I sent u I will sit you down and make you watch them with me while I wwe elbow you @frzzled

I’m down for whatever as long as it doesn’t increase shareholder value

Im sick of the microsoft authenticator like who would be logging in to do my work? Tf 😭😭

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the datacenters. If you’re thirsty, grok is thirsty too.

Every fruity drink is apparently “bursting with flavour” nowadays. Just once I’d like to drink a drink that somehow has the integrity to confidently contain all its flavour within itself

i should get paid to do nothing. i deserve that i have literally been through so much

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will Me, nowadays: This summer I'm going to try all of the ice cream flavours.

unfortunately free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will

*COUGH* IT’S A NEW POPE!!!

time to lock in (stare at a chimney)

getting fomo from the conclave

@muneyspov Agreed

soon as i get skinny again i will be back to fat shaming ppl

lmfao……………….

@xegenesis @shivroywife COHÉRENCE yes

@shivroywife Another Earth, Vertigo, Persona, and Coherence?

wait i need more movies for this list

Every other day Authenticator app. It’s only me logging in pls let’s be going