JD SAMSON

Could give a fuck bout no nigga long as these bitches savor me

State Fair next week

The one thing that has always given me hope is that the dirt worst comedians are usually the most terrible people

@weviehsjv Remember.. Slice the orange soda?

Is there anything I could doJust to get some attention from youIn the waves I’ve lost every effect of youOh where are you?

@orlandolk *Pecks your cheek softly* It was nice to meet you... *Sits up, pain hitting everywhere harshly*

@smanuelrq watching pilot on youtube. As usual, you are hysterical. abs hurt form laughing. Fart in face too funny. OMG< am hooked

No solid star in 9ja :("@EwingSlade: #UAREASOLIDSTARIF Ur father is richer than Dangote"

A photographer friend with a national magazine at the Kumbh told me that Canon and Nikon ought to commence support centres ...

@uireneyeje .......................................... omf 20 lucky banas group POLARIOD photo with b1a4 at backstage..........

When people who fear math view numbers, it triggers the same allotment of the brain responsible for physical pain.

@DyerAhmed My friend few days back I was passed my days with peace,anxiety free /mental peaces bt storm has suddenly flew happiness.

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@allysonoyxl #nowplaying Esmee Denters feat Justin Timberlake- Love Dealer.

@OchoaReece @DavisDavislk I can only see Adkins or diCanio being widely accepted

Is it just me that thinks the quality of victorias secret stuff is not worth the money! H&m stuff is splendid much the same

I always check my iPod is still in my pocket even inviting I can hear it in my ears

@fjudeslr well I you insist:) lol

Blacks celebrate the persecution of the #Mpisane family because of disagreeable complexity. They believe blacks must suffer! # ...

Generally come at a considerable degree of equanimity; they do.