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Told my Primary School teacher i would reach Messi’s level of greatness and today me and that midget are both unemployed twitter.com/JamelLeurs/sta…

Get this cunt out of my club

‘Best LB in the world’ Nuno Mensch cooked by Malo Gusto *again*

Gusto overlapping on the RHS gimmick vs Big Teams

GUSTOOOOOOOOO

Hit the 🥷👎 with JP and felt a tingle in my coque

Garnacho after finally executing the final action

JOAOOOO PEDROOOO HAVE MY KIDSSSSSSSS

Declan Rice when you ask him to be a #6 instead of spamming corners and set-pieces

A man down and we’re relying on Tosin x Chalobah to see out the game

R9’s reincarnation plays for my club de futbol

Joao Pedro when Cole Palmer’s on the pitch with him

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Stamford Bridge erupts as Enzo Fernández completes Chelsea's comeback in stoppage-time! 😱

Mfs started a fight and no one swung at Pedro Neto 💔💔💔

Who would’ve thought having your best players on the pitch would win you the game 🤯🤯🤯🤯 But no here’s Garnacho, Gittens and Hato ball

ENZOOOOOOOOOO

João Pedro vs Napoli x.com/comp4jb/status…

Two goals and the POTM award! ✨👏 #CFC | #UCL

JP remembered he’s allowed to shoot the football and he’s feeding me thundercunts weekly