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Do you want it wit or witout tears?

@BenStandig @Rick_Devens Devens' antics last episode were Chef's Kiss amazing. One of the best Tribal speeches I've ever seen.

1. Commanders fan @Rick_Devens. If David Blough's play calling is as creative and aggressive as Devens in 50, this will be a fun season. 2. Ozzy. In the stay/go mix weekly 3. Cirie. Biggest thumb on the scale for each eviction. How on earth is she still in the game???

Remember: They don’t just want Trump dead. They want you dead too.

@WayneDunlap1979 @MikeGrinnell_ @spittinchiclets It is not that serious Wayne

@MikeGrinnell_ @spittinchiclets They’re losing 1-0 and down 3-1 in the series genuinely what the fuck does chugging beer have to do with hockey? 😂 I know Mr. Portnoy probably has some engagement numbers he needs you to hit so I don’t blame you for it!

This could be massive for the B’s

@BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets @pinkwhitney Absolutely fucking buried

Put @pinkwhitney vodka in that sword and it’s a totally different story. I swear. Don’t bully Whit over this. That much beer’s going to give his pussy a yeast infection.

@ryanwhitney6 @spittinchiclets My brother in Christ, that thing is quite literally meant for chugging

Man in the arena. Can’t chug out of the Sabre.

@spittinchiclets @DrinkBODYARMOR It’s not. Oilers can’t win a cup with this team as currently constructed. Just the way it is.

“I just can’t help but think if Connor’s healthy, it’s a different story.” Whit on Connor McDavid and the Oilers. @DrinkBODYARMOR

@FrontRowBrian @Cernovich Resort Fee Tax is a hysterical amalgamation of words

@LetsGoFlyers77 @GinoHard_ I am a Caps fan and legitimately do not care who wins this series but holy shit the people claiming Hathaway did this on purpose are actually braindead. Crosby behaving like he was shot in the chest 😭

@GinoHard_ If you call this intentional you're crazy. Hathaway is clearly avoiding the ref and switching hands behind his back. Still need to be responsible for your stick so it is a penalty. Taps the visor... and put Sid on the Canadian Olympic Dive team cause holy shit lol

Garnet Hathaway goes off for 2 minutes after clipping Sidney Crosby with a high stick before the faceoff draw... Sid then ALSO went off for embellishment after some protest from Hathaway 😳🫣

@mattmurley19 @spittinchiclets No matter how you cut it Murls it’s 4 goals on 9 shots

Gotta win 4 games not score 4 goals

@TheShadowAF @Handit2Saquon @Brendan28221403 @GrantPaulsen Sure, maybe next year. I’ll take a team that’s missed the playoffs 4 times in the last 20 years and that has a Cup in the last 8 years over a team that’s perennially irrelevant for sure.

@ftierprogrammer @Handit2Saquon @Brendan28221403 @GrantPaulsen Unlucky they’re just more relevant than the caps this season then. Maybe next year?

The Flyers eliminating the Capitals with a shootout win is fitting. The Caps won 10 more games in regulation and 8 more games in regulation and OT. The Flyers finished with more PTS because they won 10 shootouts to Washington's 2. This was always how it had to end. Gutting.

@RaheemKassam What the fuck does “lifelong sex education” even mean?

@Handit2Saquon @Brendan28221403 @GrantPaulsen It is dumb -- though I must admit, I wasn't expecting much else -- to talk about relevance when the Flyers haven't been relevant for 50 years.

@ftierprogrammer @Brendan28221403 @GrantPaulsen Irrelevant opinion kid 🤣🤣 Flyers have 2 cups compared to your 1. Yall have one chip in 51 years you clown

@Brendan28221403 @GrantPaulsen Maybe Zegras and company will see the Capitals on the links when they get bounced quickly in the first round. Haven't won the Metro for 15 years and this year will make it 51 years since a Cup. I don't normally think about the Flyers, so I now understand why you're so bitter.

@GrantPaulsen Cry about. Tell Ovi to hit the links, he’s got time on his hands now.

@Tarik_ElBashir I feel ill

Standing O for Big O during intros #ALLCAPS

@Cody_TDM @penguins Pens’ season will end shortly thereafter

@penguins Cool now end their season

GREAT 8 🤝 BIG THREE

@Buggs_44 @SNJustin_ @PenguinsPR @penguins They rested one set yesterday and are resting a different set today, you absolute donkey.

@SNJustin_ @PenguinsPR @penguins That makes sense.. so why aren’t they resting today you thick skulled moron

The following players will not play today in Washington and their statuses are considered day to day: - Ben Kindel (upper-body) - Noel Acciari (upper-body) - Anthony Mantha (lower-body) - Ryan Shea (upper-body) - Connor Clifton (upper-body)

@JackPosobiec No longer boomers being the parents anymore. Basically a bunch of retards at this point.

What is this thing with parents giving young boys earrings. Weird and it looks horrible

@Microinteracti1 @_MAGA_NEWS_ “Ran out of cruise missiles” 😭

@_MAGA_NEWS_ Sure. Pull out. Europe is rearming at a speed not seen since 1939. Russia has bled itself white. And America just ran out of cruise missiles fighting Iran alone. Tested and failed. Both of you.

🚨 JUST IN: In a jaw-dropping announcement that's sending shockwaves through NATO members, U.S. President Donald Trump will be discussing WITHDRAWING the US from NATO this afternoon with NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte. Trump stated, "They were tested, and they FAILED."