randy jensen

I love this clusterfuck

@ShaneSchleger @GarrettBeckman @SoftwareBrian @TylerP_Poker @DutchBoyd Not enough to live on, but enough to pay rent in Las Vegas each month.

@fullBlast970 @GarrettBeckman @SoftwareBrian @TylerP_Poker @DutchBoyd lol I have no idea either… I could tell you what I commanded in the market in 2011 that’s about it… What did they tell you your comp would be?

@BartHanson @ShaneSchleger @TylerP_Poker Life derailed me away from poker. I came back for a few months, something made me hate poker, wandered the desert for a few years, head got straight, and so I came back to poker in April. I’m back to enjoying it.

@fullBlast970 @ShaneSchleger @TylerP_Poker Randy Jenson is not a name I ever expected to see in my feed. What have you been up to since 2007

@ShaneSchleger Too many dumbshits can’t comprehend the difference between a ribeye, a rebuy or a reentry. Drives me nuts.

This would be excellent too, plus one exactly as it was for decades in the old days, $5K with rebuys (double re-buy available and a double add-on —with a chip:cash premium ideally). But the key to all this is making them REBUYS, not re-entry!

@GarrettBeckman @SoftwareBrian @ShaneSchleger @TylerP_Poker @DutchBoyd I would just like to know how much I should get on a monthly basis for creating content with their logos. I have no frame of reference to know if I’m gonna get enough or if I’m selling myself severely short.

@SoftwareBrian @fullBlast970 @ShaneSchleger @TylerP_Poker @DutchBoyd The last time I saw Dutch he was hiding whispering incomprehensibly behind bushes out back of WSOP Rio lot where he proceeded to place a ring onto a branch as if he was in real time wedding the shrubbery

@KyleJamsPoker It beats AK half the time

My favorite part of the $33 mystery bounty is someone jamming pocket 4s for 163 BBs pre.

@ShaneSchleger @crispinrovere @Pokerbots1 I will check it out now. And it’s just interesting. You brought this up because even though I don’t know them, I did the deal because Jeremy and pads basically are doing the same thing. I didn’t do a ton of due diligence to be honest, so this will be helpful. Thanks.

Randy, I respect your earnest approach. You can start here: youtu.be/4zV0AtxDBRU?is… via @crispinrovere Then check @Pokerbots1 timeline, he is thoroughly on the case. If you want more, I have been tweeting with great vengeance and furious anger for the last 10+ hours.

@ShaneSchleger @TylerP_Poker Hey Shane, I just actually did a deal with coin as well, will you illuminate a little bit about why you think they are a crooked site? I would love any information.

@TylerP_Poker Bro, what does this have to do with anything that is being discussed? No one has claimed that there’s a problem with cash outs.

@shairnn 18

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@UberEarly @jaredgriener That was my thought.

Last after busting the closer I collected payouts from the summer and drove back to my Airbnb. When I walked In the front door two men were there waiting, immediately tackled me to the ground and tied me up and took my backpack with my entire roll in it. What the fuck!!!!

@alex_aguilar916 @ASchwartzPoker @CaitlinComeskey Haha yeah I saw the typo after posting but it fits just as well lol

@fullBlast970 @ASchwartzPoker @CaitlinComeskey Is that the muppet database?

Wait, did @CaitlinComeskey just say the Foxens are smokers? I would have bet lots against that lol

@TeamPokerFlops @WSOP Shrunk his balls with that call

One river shove. One long tank. The kind of spot that decides a bracelet match. WSOP Ladies Championship final table. @WSOP

@ManOfTheLibrary It’s a expired tags ticket. Don’t be a prick.

Update. David “Chino” Rheem has busted out and quickly left after being made aware of his warrant. If spotted, please contact police immediately.

@PuraVidaPokerCR @DanSmithHolla That’s a gay waiter

Poker history question: what is the origin of T3 offsuit being kitchens?

@EpicClipVault 3/4 of them were too ignorant to comprehend what was being handed to them.

TraxNYC handing out 50 kilos of silver in 50 Cent’s old hood after getting sued for using his name 👀

Ok I’m gonna start off the new year with a possible argument: I think tilapia suck. I hate them. I think they are illegal invaders and need to be exterminated. They are replacing good American fish like bass and trout, because they will eat anything. They steal resources that native fish are entitled to. I want to know who the hell dumped them into our watersheds. How did tilapia get here? To me they are unwanted. They are also a very ugly fish. Who wants their tinder profile to have a pic with a tilapia instead of a big bass or trout. Asian carp suck too. How can we eliminate the tilapia problem? This post is 100% about fishing.

The 10 commandment of women 1.The moment she starts making more money than you, she automatically thinks you’re beneath her. 2.Her money is her money, but your money is her money. 3.Women never think or believe they’re broke; they just think they’re with a broke man. 4.If she works a regular job, pays her bills, and has a decent car that gets her from point A to point B, she considers herself “strong, independent, and needing no man.” But a man doing the same thing is considered “broke.” 5.When a group of women go out to eat, they automatically know to split the bill and have a good time. But as soon as a man is involved, they expect him to pay. If he doesn’t, he’s “not a real man.” 6. An older woman dating a man 7–10 years younger is seen as “empowering,” “yasss sis,” and “she’s a cougar.” But a man dating a woman 7–10 years younger is told, “He can’t handle women his age, so he goes after younger girls to control them.” 7.Women will shame you for your height or size—things you can’t change—but the moment you mention their weight (which can be changed), they want your head on a platter. 8.When she’s with you, she may refuse to lose weight, saying, “Love me for who I am, not how I look.” She gets comfortable and lazy. But as soon as the relationship ends, she hits the gym, gets in shape, and advertises herself online with captions like, “Living my best life,” or “New year, new me,” as if she didn’t have a good life with you. 9.When her feelings are good, she’ll say you’re the best she ever had. After the breakup, suddenly you’re “this guy” who “ain’t sh*t” and “never did anything for her,” just so the next man thinks she’s a saint. 10.And finally…when was the last time you heard a woman say, “You know what? I was wrong. It was me. This man was good to me, and I needed to change, but my ego and stubbornness got the best of me. He was a good man.” Have you ever heard that?

@ClemKadidd58004 @themouthmatusow Are you a stone retard just looking for attention?

@themouthmatusow 🤣 you realize she panders to ppl like you? Main reason she is just another bigot.

Be quite you right wing Islamophobe😱

@haralabob Thank god their motto was DO NO EVIL