fully certified

i’m a deadbeat family member ion be callin nobody 😭😂

The day yall stop seeing relationships as transactions is the day that hell freezes over I’m so tired of yall lmfao

first in my bloodline to treat marriage as optional.

If you used seatbelt while driving you never trusted your car

Happy Mother’s Day to all the single fathers out there. . . Yea that sound stupid huh remember that on June 21st bitch

I can confirm that it hurts more being without a car than being without a girl.

Do not rush out of the slippery bathroom to pick your calls. Cultivate the habit of calling back when you are done instead. Airtime is far cheaper than brain surgery.

as u no guide like this, who u see? nobody abi, if u like guide back, make u turn Father Christmas.

@wellscsh @oluwayeml Dm

Which app una see una paying cl

@noblefunds422 @oluwayeml Dm

@fullycertified @oluwayeml Put me on

The jews are everything they said the Nazis are

But "all men are rapist" because one bastard raped

“If you don’t do it, another person will” If another man do ham you wan give ham pass dis toto nii 🌚

nigerian women too funny na only cheating them fit reciprocate 😂😂 buy them gift, them no fit buy back send them money, them no fit send you back but once you cheat, “i must cheat back” e dey hungry you before, werey

You wanna know a big reason why people don’t dance at parties anymore? Bc y’all record everything 😂

God, please remove the spirit of laziness when it comes to praying, hustling & studying.

@AyodelePhotos Certified AI bullshit

I got married to my white girlfriend yesterday 🇳🇬🇺🇸 It's started in the two years ago here on X as a client booking. Ended in the court room yesterday. Happy Married life to us♥️🥹🥳

Currently Am the only Govenorship Aspirant in NDC TARABA STATE! I have to deliver Taraba state to HE @PeterObi for us to change the country, That's why I am #bidiently here as a youth movement, my job is to deliver Taraba state, that's why I already started my campaign last year.