Robert Mlachak

@everythingreds1 @kyhighs Dumbass can’t even fucking read.

@funbobbysworld @kyhighs Dumbass uses wins and losses to judge a pitcher

Nothing says “Baseball in 2026” like the first hitter in the All-Star Game having a .237 batting average.

@FB_Helmet_Guy Buddy Bell, Joe Morgan, Tim Raines, Gene Tenace

Which players do you think of when you see these batting helmets?

@KenBrunoPhD @PeteSampson_ But Kelly seemed to have topped out. He made and still makes excuses...but he could never be the type of coach that builds a national powerhouse year after year after year. Granted, they are VERY rare (and IMO the jury is still out on Freeman though I'm hopeful). 2/2

@PeteSampson_ 2). If academics is your top criterion for a college job, then why did you go to LSU? He sure is Mr. Slick. Btw, I am not a Kelly hater. He was the best coach since Holtz, had a few good years….. but is the worst “person” since Holtz left. Always, Go Irish!

I wondered if the Notre Dame of today is one Brian Kelly would have left at all for LSU. The question gave Kelly pause. But it's a false pretense. Because the Notre Dame of today – NIL, facilities, recruiting – doesn't exist without him bolting first. nytimes.com/athletic/74449…

@KenBrunoPhD @PeteSampson_ I agree with you...to a point. The coaches between Holtz and Kelly didn't exactly set a high bar. Both Willingham and Weis seemed like late-in-the-game hires that didn't really understand the college football landscape of Notre Dame. 1/2

@RL78054973 @svdate I live in Cleveland and I drive to work in the dark in the snow all winter long. So what? The shitty part is coming home at 5:00 and it's already dark.

@svdate Standard time is best. In the north we also have to contend with snow in the dark. Those that have never experienced it would not know how crazy that is.

Stupid, stupid bill. Kids in northern states, particularly in places further east in their time zones, will be walking and waiting for the morning bus in the dark. If changing your clock is so burdensome, fine. Go to year-round standard time.

@FB_Helmet_Guy I’ll never forget when I heard on the radio that Chuck Finley was going to miss tonight’s start for the Indians. No details were provided…we assumed he got injured in warm-ups. Turned out Tawny beat the shit out of him with a high healed shoe while driving down I-90.

Can you name these MLB All-Stars? Bonus question: One of these dudes was married to an 80s metal video vixen. Can you name his video vixen wife?

@LauraPratt33 @JamesTate121 He’s a parody account. He did it on purpose, and hooked quite a few of you non-idiots.

@JamesTate121 Americans are idiots.

Roasted him. 🔥🔥🔥

@Scott7858868020 Those edges that were just gouged out with an angle grinder are dog shit.

His Tile Mistake Became a Design People Fight Over

@VinnysCorner1 @EAC700136531 Yes.

@EAC700136531 Is he???

The Top 25 RBs in college football since 2000. What are we changing 𝕏?

@TruuP8triot @BraddrofliT It took me a while, but I found Iowa twice. Once at $331,000,000 and once more at $230,000,000.

@funbobbysworld @BraddrofliT So what. trump recently said there were 56 states. Haha. Seriously though. Where the hell fid the 51st state come from? I can’t figure it out

Myth: Undocumented immigrants don’t pay taxes. Fact: They pay an estimated $60 BILLION in federal taxes every year, along with billions more in state and local taxes. Many also pay into Social Security and Medicare without qualifying for benefits. You don’t have to support illegal immigration to acknowledge economic facts. Facts don’t care about politics.

@tbhorka @Matt_Fortuna @PeteSampson_ "I want to be visible for a day"...what does that even mean?

Brian Kelly told @Matt_Fortuna and @PeteSampson_ he is in the corner of Notre Dame coaches Marcus Freeman and Mike Denbrock. He plans to visit South Bend during preseason camp. "I want to support the program. I want that out there. And I want to be visible for a day. I'm not in there to look at what they're running offensively or defensively. I just want to show that I have 100 percent faith and confidence in what they're doing and how they're doing it. "I want our fans to know, the Notre Dame fans, that I'm 100 percent supporting what they're doing and how they're doing it." (via The Independent podcast) youtube.com/watch?v=iEmPtJ…

@CLE_RichSports I'm pretty sure that he has the most HR's in All-Star game history and he played in 24 All-Star games. So I'm gonna shoot with... Stan Musial

MLB Trivia - 7/14 Without using any outside sources, can you name the player with the most career RBIs in MLB All Star Games? Yesterday’s Answers The 1977 Rookies of the Year that all had the initials AD were Andrew Dawson (National League), Adrian Dantley (NBA), Anthony (Tony) Dorsett (NFL Offensive ROY), AJ Duhe (NFL Defensive ROY)

@DavidMorri53436 @MrSausageGet What makes her fully qualified? Isn’t she some kind of social worker that finds work for people with disabilities?

@MrSausageGet It’s 6 months and his sister is fully qualified. We’re voting for a replacement in November. It’s state law for the governor to replace a senator if they can’t finish their term.

Hey South Carolina: How does it feel to have zero say in who represents you in the US Senate?

@dillysandwitch @MrSausageGet I think the point is that the governor didn’t pick anybody. Trump did.

@MrSausageGet That's what the South Carolina Constitution says to do, interim appointment by governor followed by special election South Carolina deserves representation until the special election is held, right? Relax, you are getting your panties in a wad for zero reason

@BraddrofliT For the dummies, there aren’t really 51 states. Brad’s chart is inaccurate.

For the dummies: Undocumented immigrants don’t pay taxes” is a myth. Many file federal tax returns using an IRS-issued ITIN. An ITIN isn’t a Social Security number it doesn’t grant legal status, work authorization, or Social Security benefits. It exists to collect taxes.

@BraddrofliT This chart is so accurate that there’s 51 states. (Iowa is both 32nd and 44th)

@CreativeShinola @MattDevittWX No…the amount of daylight time is fixed. Just tell your dad, a farmer whom I assume can work whenever he chooses, to work from 8:00 until 6:00 instead of 7:00 to 5:00.

@MattDevittWX I don’t want to change times but standard allows people with farms another hour of daylight.

NO MORE CHANGING CLOCKS? ⏰ The House of Representatives will vote this week on making Daylight Saving Time permanent. If it passes the House, it would then need to be approved by the Senate before going to the President to be signed into law. Basically sunrise and sunset times would be shifted an hour ahead from November - March. We wouldn't Spring Forward or Fall Back ever again. Shown below would be the new sunrise and sunset times in December. Thoughts?

@mi_reina130 That's quite a Mensa meeting right there...

Joe Rogan and Billy Bob Thornton discussed the infamous false gerbil rumor about Richard Gere and why people wanted to believe it. Joe Rogan: Remember the Richard Gere gerbil rumor? Billy Bob Thornton: Oh, yeah. Joe Rogan: I grew up in Massachusetts and my buddy grew up in L.A., and I was like, “When did you hear that rumor?” And he was like… and it was the same time. I’m like, so this fucking rumor burned across the entire country… probably no basis whatsoever in truth that Richard Gere had to go to the hospital and get a gerbil removed from his ass. And everybody talked about it. And poor Richard Gere is probably at home going, “What the fuck? How did that happen?” Billy Bob Thornton: Yeah, it’s like, “I haven’t… I’ve never even been near a gerbil.” I mean, it’s like… Joe Rogan: And every time everybody would see Richard Gere, they would go, “Oh, that’s the guy with the gerbil up his ass.” Billy Bob Thornton: And they’re stamped that way forever. Yeah, nobody ever forgets it, and now with the internet, it doesn’t go away. Joe Rogan: No.

@CalMcGinnis They should list strike out percentage. That's what I find entertaining.

Only ball knowers know why batting average is becoming irrelevant.