𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓖𝓸𝓭.

@VANITYPLAPS What about "keep your friends close, and your bullies deeper"?

ᅠ ᅠ if you don’t let your friends fuck you you’re a bad person. ᅠ

@sadisticszn 🧡Literally the dream

/. I just got offered money for sex chat—

Target acquired.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ 𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐨 . KINKY 👾 ⠀⠀ ⠀BOTTOM. LIMITLESS. — BIG ASS, GYMRAT ᅟ COCK ADDICTED ⠀⠀ ⠀ ESP/ENG — ᐣ.ᐟ ⠀⠀

How he hangs out in your shared dorm room when he knows your gf/bf/friends/parents are coming over.

@Traveled_Rhodes You misspelled "taking dick"

— 𝘉𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴.

I guess this is the universe telling me to celebrate my massive cock. Who's going to worship it?

If a guy doesn't have this ratio, I don't want it.

@Castellan_HQ Oh, thanks for the reminder. Forgot to scrub my abs.

Well?

@Castellan_HQ And that hole smells like the frat cumrag.

A fraternity's pleather couch.

Lol sure, faggot. Just keep choking.

@Castellan_HQ Pretty sure you already did

@Castellan_HQ I said what I said

Yeah. I could go a few more rounds.

Whenever he's feeling really mean, he'll try to bait meatheads at the gym into harrassing him before taking them to the steam room and fucking them til they cry.

4.5 ⭐️ Good pussy

@Castellan_HQ Told you you're small