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@funkyiambs

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NJ! Katılım Aralık 2016
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I have a group text with two buddies where we mostly just send one another pictures of sandwiches we made then congratulate each other.
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I think the Occam's Razor explanation here is that people from any part of the world who are unable or unwilling to travel/meet people from other places will be ill-informed about what's goin on over there. We are all capable of & guilty of this. Just don't be a jackass about it.
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europeans log on twitter and say some shit like “AMERICANS DON’T HAVE BREAD IN GROCERY STORES??” with 100% seriousness like what are you talking about

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I'm sorry Dallas Cowboys I am 38 years old I simply cannot play wide receiver for you this year.
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The Cowboys just drafted a dude named Anthony Smith and I got to do this in earnest.
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This is Soddin'
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This is Tillin'
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@Majonotyoho To be fair to you it was a HUGE Michelada
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majo la maja ✨️@Majonotyoho·
this photo of me getting outshined by a michelada (i get to see @funkyiambs in less than a week!!!)
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Solardragon22@solar_dragon24·
@funkyiambs @LennyUSMC @_6signxxx A lot of businesses choose to throw out food that is going bad out of sheer self preservation. If they give out food that has expired and someone gets sick that's a huge lawsuit.
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@LennyUSMC @_6signxxx I regularly eat the "manager's special" (day old) sushi from my supermarket and I've literally never in my life had a digestive issue and am fairly certain I'm indestructible. Anecdotal evidence but take from that what you will.
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Turd Sandwich@LennyUSMC·
@_6signxxx You want to eat raw fish that has been sitting out all day, that’s a good way to get worms my guy. Anyone that eats sushi regularly probably has worms or some sort of parasites in their body.
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@Majonotyoho After you swore me to secrecy...
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majo la maja ✨️@Majonotyoho·
you've heard of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo now get ready for The Girl with the Dick and Balls Scar
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He's done it again, folks. This is a limoncello chicken. I don't really know how to expand on that. But there's limoncello fuckin everywhere. It's even in the salad dressing. I got fucked up eating it.
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I think if I spent the past decade expressing unabashed devotion to a political leader and dismissing anyone showing even slight concern as having some sort of "derangement syndrome" I would be politely removing myself from this mortal plane right now.
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@Majonotyoho Glad you both agree I'm young.
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@BretWeinstein Nah you're just fuckin dumb bro. Sorry you had to find out this way.
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Bret Weinstein@BretWeinstein·
Trump, who I advocated for in 2024, has gone full "mad king." In considering my responsibility, I'd ask you to remember: The case I made rested on the fact that Biden/Harris were figureheads, shielding a cabal that couldn't be held to account, whereas Trump could. And we must.
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majo la maja ✨️@Majonotyoho·
@funkyiambs my fat ass forgot to take pics of the meatloaf and burger hehe and you can only do 4 per tweet!!
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