j.a.s.

Last week, I walked out with someone's cable knit sweater, curtains, and Southpole jeans

Crazy thing is that I'm just coming in sometimes to talk

I make eye contact with him from like 300 ft away THROUGH THE DOOR and he gets my clothes from the back

Guy at my dry cleaner is on point -- a little too on point.

You afraid the extra distance will make you drop something? OH, IS THAT IT?

Also, fuck those people who park right in front of the dry cleaner and leave their hazards on. PARK AND WALK IN LIKE LAYMEN.

Because it's a bad look if you drop an eggshell white Nordstrom Oxford in the parking lot on your way in

So, what else is going on? A special bad to carry your clothes to be dry cleaned in: extra or nah? Tired of looking disorganized.

I, too, would like to believe someone's reading these tweets, sir.

It's like that "it's still real to me, dammit!" video, and the middle aged white guy that's crying is the only one here to see me.

This is like a bad open mic. And the only people in the crowd are those who've been riding with me since day 1.

I tweet like twice a year. I'll stop as soon as someone realizes I'm tweeting.

Hey, I'm tweeting!

@Abdu11ah @JoeGlo1 @CSNWizards @ZainZ24 he gonna have that slow ass Bernard King trot

@Abdu11ah @JoeGlo1 @CSNWizards @ZainZ24 seriously his back ain't gonna be able to take that extra weight.

@JoeGlo1 @CSNWizards @Abdu11ah @ZainZ24 my man look like he makes curry goat and rice & peas from the trunk of his car.

Now "tom ford" is playing and it's mad people bouncing off beat. #ImOut

Feel like I'm under suspicion by default being around this many young white women

Feeling like drago when he was being lifted up on that ring before the Apollo Creed fight