Count Dracula

I'm dead... and I'm loving it!

@GirlSephiroth @sexwithdracula I do not associate with this one anymore blyeh

New @

Eeuugh *gives birth to a younger, more rejuvenated Dracula*

What do you all think of my singing voice bleh

I took the vok to poland

Ah! I was having a DAY mare!

Blehzinga

Right now blyeh

@disturbingbeing No! Ah Ah Ah Ah

MAYBE MY GOOD FRIEND DRACULA CAN MAKE ME NORMAL AGAIN...

@nyorobonzo Me Ah Ah Ah!

Bleh... this makes me hard

You vill have to forgive me for the typo in my last post ah ah ah I am off the shits

Blehz- You know vat, this is really is going nowhere is it.

I left my state ID in my castle and now they won't let be buy Mike's Hard Blood blehah!

Smoke that packula.

@Latverias_Ruler blehzinga

@funnydracula Oh, I agree completely with you, Mr. Tepes.

Greetings, followers of Doom! I am with Dracula himself today to talk about an extremely important subject... Cultural appropriation. Specifically, in the context of Morbius film, for it portrays vampires in a culturally insensitive manner!... Dracula will elaborate more on it.

This is dracked up man…

Transylvania ain’t the same without shawty…