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@reedsformom Nice work! Somehow I'm going to sing in the choir for Beethoven 9.4 in April at Orchestra Hall.

New work for choir! So inspired by recent trip through the Kansas Flint Hills #choir #newmusic #composer #kansasflinthills #originalmusic

Who knew that I'd eventually write code for Twitter? #software #applicationcode Platform_name := "Sh"||Platform_name(3:7);

New line of code for this platform's start-up script: Platform_name := "Sh"||Platform_name(3:7);

@colbertlateshow Elon Musk has FUMBLED (or lateraled to no one) every snap since becoming quarterback of #TwitterBlue! He's getting EXTRA downs to lose even more yardage. It's currently 9th down and 112 yards to go from the conceptual -42 yard line (that he invented). #NFL

@SonniMun YAY for you!

Yay for @SonniMun !

@ElonMusk has FUMBLED (or lateraled to no one) every snap since becoming quarterback of #TwitterBlue! He's getting EXTRA downs to lose even more yardage. It's currently 9th down and 112 yards to go from the conceptual -42 yard line (that he invented). #NFL

@monica_vv @natgeodocs @MattHeineman Nice work!

Wonderful news: the doc I was part of as field-producer, “The First Wave” has been shortlisted for the Oscars. Congrats to @natgeodocs and dir @MattHeineman whose courage, talent and vision made this all happen, gaining exclusive access to the biggest Covid hospital in the world

Scott Simon of NPR just now addressed the police department's description of George Floyd's murder.

Touchdown confirmed. The #CountdownToMars is complete, but the mission is just beginning.

@SonniMun We'll never #EndGunViolence completely, but some level of reform is desparately needed.

Congrats to Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and the United States!

Hawley’s two biggest home state papers, the KC Star and the St Louis Post-Dispatch, are calling on him to resign. Remarkable.

Will leaders of medical training FINALLY believe me about the existence of Shared Delusional Disorder? Oh ye days when I was disciplined for requesting more socio-political awareness in psychiatry. Remind me, what percent of Americans thinks Venezuela rigged our voting machines??

Our Capitol has been breeched and I do not recognize what I see transpiring before us in our temple of democracy. Take heed, my fellow Americans, of our founders worst nightmare and the people enabling it.

@KateRyanReiling If you have an uncooperative pachinko, @KateRyanReiling, my picnic table is a safe place for me to tinker. No charge.

There is this thing called Among Us. Probably all of you have heard of it. Given that the last video game I played was Super Mario Bros I'm open to any advice you might have.

We'll all miss Alex Trebek's intelligence and humanity.

Andrea ran a great campaign and did much better than expected in a tough district. #ANForHouse2022

@rkfeathers @anforhouse @UniteBlueMN @anforhouse, I really liked working for YOU and the campaign team! I admire the way you listen to voters' stories & make those people feel like their issues matter, which they WILL when you win next time! You are 436x more approachable than your opponent. #ANForHouse2022

@anforhouse @UniteBlueMN Thanks for running from a neighbor in Savage!

I have enjoyed every minute of connecting with the voters in my district. Thank you all for making the experience so wonderful and memorable! #nelsenfor55B