Mike Wood

When the remnants of humanity are scavenging what’s left of our civilisation, they’ll know they’ve hit paydirt when they get below the Keurig cups.

@SassySledgehmmr Leaving the Odeon Leicester Square, after the opening of Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull. The Square was filled with people dressed as Indy, and it was as silent as deep space.

#Barbie has packed theaters with people in pink. It’s really an unforgettable movie-going experience. What are some of your favorite movie-going moments you’ve ever experienced?

@David_Moscrop I feel that for Shakespearian completeness, Trudeau must be defeated in an election which he would have won had he enacted the election reform he had promised.

@jonathan_katz @AndyKindler @WendyLiebman @kileynoodles @rachelpeters @LauraJSilverman It changes your blood type.

This is the first photo taken by a human on the surface of the Moon - by Neil Armstrong through the window of the Lunar Module 54 years ago. #InternationalMoonDay marks the anniversary of Apollo 11. And now, we're going back. @NASAArtemis, you ready?

It's never too late to keep a promise.

Universal basic income indexed to GDP per capita so as to rise as productivity rises to serve as an automation dividend for all so that robots and AI work for all of us equally as our shared collective inheritance. Without UBI, there is no positive future on a long time horizon.

@ericmartin242 Those altered Ernham's are fantastic.

2-6, wish it was better but I did make 2 new friends so that’s cool.

"We are going to replace you with a very small AI" "We need you to come back to the office, because we signed a 15-year lease" You must choose, Capitalists. Labour or commercial real estate. You can't fuck both.

It sucks there's a headline like this, and no @sethmeyers tonight huffpost.com/entry/mypillow…

So we eat them. It's not like we can wait for each one to build their own submarines, drive cars into walls, or die from hilarious surgeries.

The first rule of Bird Disco is: Tell everyone about Bird Disco.

@AliceAvizandum Is "CAH-dray" off the table?

In cadets we did it ‘card ray’ but I hear people saying ‘kay der’ too so

I have read over five books on the history of communist China and I’m still fucked if I know how to pronounce ‘cadre’

@danielleweisber My favourite is when it suggests a longer route that also has tolls and/or a ferry.

@kimpotter The Pentagon has estimated that the cost of mitigating Climate Change on our planet would be $350bn. I figure we take back the money, pay the Climate tab, and then go home with fifty bucks each.

@funnyonceaday When you split that loot between 10 billion off us, it's barely minimum wage. I wouldn't go to war for that. Maybe try the Wagner Group?

There are 500 of them, and 10 billion of us. LET'S FUCKING TAKE IT FROM THEM bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

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