♡thirst aid kit♡

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Petition to sell more than 5 hash browns in an order at Dunkin’ Donuts 🥲

I see other ppls maternity shoots and think to myself how did they get sexy-pregnant and I got round-af-sick all the time pregnant ?!😩😤🥲

Bring back the French toast girlscout cookies !!

I want a cucumber sammie ❤️🥒

This nurse keeps calling my one year old “toots” …

"im moving in silence" not me, my bag has 80 keychains and a korean man hanging off of it

I’m at work, but I’m missing home. I know she’d love for me to be comfy on my couch. 😭😭

Pregnancy brain is so real. Why did I choose to have my lunch delivered at 1:30 when my lunch time is 12:30 (everyday!!)??? I’m still looking forward to this Olive Garden 😂

Feel like I’m just constantly sick, gonna spend the next 6 months eating only chicken broth and noodles 😭😭

Them: "I like this Pokémon cause they're strong" Me:

えっと…新作PUMAちゃん。？？！？！？？？

Got two bottles of apple cider for tonight… time to party 🥳😂

Happy New Year🎍🧧

you will be overpaid and underworked in 2026 🪄

@SlowLifeMatt I really did and when I went to break room to buy one SOLD OUT 😮‍💨 heart break LOL

@furbaae But you do need a hot pocket rn

Me telling myself I don’t need a hot pocket rn

Who wants to come over and play a board game where you compete to design your chateau and attract visitors to your garden parties??

Bought a Cinnabon and it’s terrible 😭🥴