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I’m thinking of doing one of them ‘pinned tweet’ thingies. I might use this one.

Right. I’m done with this hellsite. It’s now just full of OF girls and ultra right wing propagandists. (You’re lovely, by the way. I’ll miss you) Tara-a-bit, bab!

@lydiagreenway Kent WhatsApp group. “Good news, lads, we’ve signed Finch” “Brilliant. Aaron?” “Nah. Harry” “Bugger”

I’ve downloaded an app that identifies different birds from their songs. So far I’ve heard a great tit, a wood pigeon and a bin man whistling the jingle from the shake and vac advert.

@SkyeWolf84 You’ve got this, Suz. Everyone believes in you, you just need to believe in you too.

Anxiety with impending interview for uni. Argh x

Thinking of great grandad today who fought all the way from the Normandy beaches to Berlin. He’d have been proud to see Reform doing so well. That said, he was in the 21st Panzer Division…

A young gay couple have moved in across the way from me. I thought I’d welcome them to the neighbourhood by mowing my front lawn. Naked. I expect a For Sale sign to go up early next week.

@SkyeWolf84 It’s cool AF.

@furiousgerbil Isn't it divine x

Walk with me x

@dave43law What the fuck is happening in Kent! Farage is an MP there and they never see him. Who is thinking ‘well, he’s doing a great job, let’s get loads of his mates in, too’ Fucking idiots.

Hang on If Reform run Kent that means Farage can stop the boats then as that's where Dover is 🤣🤣🤣

So, the Frog faced grifter (who lives in Belgium) and his party of racists, criminals and Craftywank, have done pretty well. This country is fucked. Who is voting for these wankers. I’m going to buy a remote island a long way away. Anyone coming along?

Cónclave

@SueJ1973 It does indeed. When the new Manchester Metrolink tram system opened, instead of cutting a ribbon, the Mayor took a ceremonial piss over the back seats of the first tram out the depot.

Does all of our public transport smell of piss, or is there something wrong with my sense of smell?

This nobber is so far up his own hoop it borders on mental illness. ‘my legal team’ or, as most people would say, the cheapest High Street solicitor I could find.

@DoctorAMc I had to be carried to my car.

@furiousgerbil you must've got through loads of sausages and biscuits though ;)

I’ve just got home from work. Being an adult is fucking rubbish.

RIP Mike Peters. In a lifetime spent in and around the music biz, I never heard a bad word said about Mike. That's some tribute.

Warren Devon was one of the founding members of The Wurzels.

@AshySlasheeDB Jessica Green. Can’t act but you’d barely notice.

Most beautiful eyes in entertainment... I'll Begin: Alexandra Daddario

@RichardBalls @MadzineUS Love this book.

From its early beginnings with Ian Dury, Elvis Costello and punk, through to Madness, The Pogues and everything in between, Be Stiff: The Stiff Records Story covers it. BUY your copy here amazon.co.uk/Be-Stiff-Rec... #punk #stiffrecords #books

I’m at some posh hotel in Tunbridge Wells. This time on a Sunday I’d usually be drink and naked but I’ve been tempted into some underpants and out of the house by the promise of free pastries.