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@TheDylanRabbit That’s not something I ever thought to see

Happy Heavenly Birthday to the great Jon Pertwee. Here's one of his greatest moments - dancing ,as Worzel Gummidge, with pop group The Beat on a Saturday morning kids TV show. Skankin'!

@RubbishWife Phwoar

#outout for lunch today

@TroyHawke Great show at the DLWP last night - thank you!

Some recent tour dates!

@RubbishWife Jesus!

Beach babe

@RubbishWife I’ve tried that before, never worked for me

Well that’s that then. We’ll have to stay the night

@RubbishWife Oui, c’est vrai

Nous sommes arrivés

@TheRealFlups Blimey. DDG

@RubbishWife Never has my flabber been so gasted. 😳

@furry_off You heard

Today’s cycling in numbers: Distance: 97km Ups: 857m Bananas: 1 Flapjacks: 1 Fruit cake: 1 Mini bags of Haribo: 1 Westerly winds: 15mph Direction of ride: west👀 Calories burned: at least 6 croissant Medals earned: 0 Fucks given: 0 #sundaycycling

@SilverDomUK 1. Yes 2. No 3. No 4. No 5. Yes 6. No 7. Yes 8. No 9. Yes 10. Yes 11. No 12. Yes 13. Yes 14. No 15. Yes 16. Yes 17. Yes 18. Yes 19. Yes 20. Possibly !

@SilverDomUK 😳

@RubbishWife Nom

@furry_off The very ones

It’s new kit day. Just modelling, no sweat involved.

@F41rygirl Well put

@RubbishWife Good luck

Dear RW, This is just a gentle reminder to at we’re going to rip your nerve out of one of your molars on Wednesday, just in case you’d forgotten. Love The Dentist

@parker__farquer Oh what sort of change? In you?

@furry_off Sports clubs are noticing a change?

Ok, you might all be talking about Glastonbury, but I'm adding a little breakfast news to the mix.

@TheRealFlups Wise girl

Eldestdaught has had a promotion at work and is now “Senior Medical Administrator”. The immense pride that I feel is currently being tested as she’s just announced she’s planning to buy an Audi.

@ViolasDisguise Yeah just switched over…..

@1968Tv He called as he saw it. Never afraid to criticise when a shocking foul was committed. Should always have been the BBC’s number one. Motty good but very dry and reserved in comparison

The best of Barry Davies. One of the great commentators!