Jake Furst 🗽

@arainert Unexpected cheddar, sauerkraut with pickles and the mini peanut butter cups.

@arainert @Varun @EricFriedman @jcro That’s specifically because you didn’t meet J until he was an adult.

Are mozz sticks a kids food? cc @jcro

@rje7 @arainert That was fast slash Alex is an influencer.

@DriveBC Do you know how far east of Golden the slide is exactly?

OPEN - #BCHwy1 to single lane alternating traffic east of #GoldenBC after the earlier rockslide. Expect delays and congestion, please drive carefully and obey traffic control. #Revelstoke

@arainert Have a Paper Plane (Aperol Spritz meets Manhattan) and then report back. Trust. liquor.com/recipes/the-pa…

@katiebakes @aaltman82 Only thing better than Boku were the Richard Lewis commercials for them.

@aaltman82 our unrefined juice box consumer peers prolly just kept on hitting the Ecto-Cooler

if your mom froze a BoKu and put it in your lunchbox so that it would be all slushy just in time for lunch you are an Old Millennial. (actually depending on the timing it’s highly possible you would have upgraded to the lunchsack by that point so that works too)

@rudygamble Would you bench him in a weekly for Rosario?

I've got Daniel Murphy on the bench for Mon-Thurs in favor of David Fletcher and Cameron Maybin. Crazy but 2 off days and then Sale/E-Rod at Fenway is a pretty gross week. i'd guess he starts one of those two games if not both given DH though.

@Varun @jcro Don’t forgot pally.

@jcro @furst What ranks higher: bud, buddy, or pal?

A new guy at work called me Chief and, well, now I have a new enemy

@jcro @Varun J, you're a "pal" guy, not chief. right, slick?

@Varun So, i'm no longer your enemy, chief?

@LouMerloni why does that matter at all? it's fully guaranteed with no opt outs and a full no trade. and the AAV is all that matters for luxury tax.

Before we start talking about the last few years of Harper's deal being dead money, let's see how much those last few years are. I'm guessing Bryce will be making $35 the first 6-7 years adn those last few yrs may be a lot less when he's done

“Twerendipity”: Those moments when “characters” from the stories people tell on Twitter suddenly show up in the middle of the story nym.ag/2zmjhEJ

@dens @chelsa That is a great store.

Can’t go to a wedding in Aspen without a cowboy hat! (@ Kemosabe in Aspen, CO w/ @chelsa) swarmapp.com/c/3MM83TGtO8Y

a founder in a very competitive, VC-backed marekt stopped by today to give an update on her business. she’s been building the co. for a few years. her update stressed a few themes that I keep thinking about about the oddities of venture capital, so sharing them in this thread.

Goats as a service (GaaS): Today's reminder that the economy is far more diverse and weird than you expect. slate.com/technology/201…

The most amazing, infusion-of-joy thing just happened to me in an ATL @WholeFoods. @Ludacris bought my groceries. He was ahead of me in line when the food for my 4 rescued dogs & 2 rescued cats (and elderly, blind chicken named Dixie Licklighter) ended up in with his stuff.

@BrentBeshore lol. I guess Apple just missed? Shocked to see they only have a 68% net favorability rating and which tech brands they lag behind

@furst Fruit and vegetables were intentionally omitted. See the footnotes.

Brand: Distribution of likely outcomes that you can expect from any company or person. Brand is forming an expectation, then creating a perceived probability of achieving it. morningconsult.com/most-loved-bra…

Accelerating towards our vision to serve every engaged couple at every step of their wedding planning journey @Zola ! twitter.com/business/statu…

@dens Micro Mini is the only choice. 🛴🛴🛴

Hey parents of 2yo, your kid got a scooter? Any recommendations? Sweet 👧🏼❄️ has subtly requested a a scooter for her bday — “I want that!” 👉🏼 Any advice appreciated!

Around 43% of all children born in 1800 died before they were 5 years old. In all countries child mortality was higher than one third. In 1950s world was clearly divided between developed and developing world. In the last decades the poorest countries caught up substantially.