Alt-Melb

Someone was checking me out as I took this

@KingCassander My love, you’re a hunk

Your aspiring twunk, clocking in for duty

Seriously though, my clothes after training would make some of yall go nuts

I feel you watching

Someone, buy me a compression top

@scorpiuncle Not even yassified for anonymity

was gonna tweet about my posture at the gym but then i remembered what happened last time i did that…

In the wild

Just so yall know, pole position is a real F1 term… accepting DMs of ur pole position

Best pj’s setup known to man

@gayaus94 Woof

Home alone 😈 you know what that means?

☂️

@scorpiuncle I did

nobody at this lorde show knows i’m scorpiuncle

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@TheTieDyeUndies 😏

Good angle? 🥊

Off to the gym 🏃‍♂️

@SouthernTwinkNZ @NerdyAdam8 🤯

@NerdyAdam8: "Are you excited for that dick?" Me: 🤤🙂‍↕️ Up now 🫡

@MorningBluke This

what if I have a great vocabulary but I'm just completely inept at flirting without coming on too strong so I give the impression that I'm either completely uninterested or extremely intense.

@StueyC1 Unfair that you still look just as good without it

What are you gonna do, now that I’m all wet