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At this rate, we will not be able to own a second hand car. What the F?

@LfcNuel Zero respect from the GOAT himself

🚨 Diego Simeone on Lamine Yamal after Atlético Madrid eliminated Barcelona on aggregate despite Yamal’s early goal: ​“He is a good kid with a lot of talent. He asked for a one-on-one yesterday, he scored in the third minute, and the media wants to crown him the king of Europe. But in football, the only thing that matters is who is in the draw tomorrow morning. The press wants me to be terrified of a teenager because he does stepovers and gives confident interviews. Please. For a decade, I had to stand on the touchline and watch Cristiano Ronaldo score hat-tricks to actually knock my team out of this competition. That is real terror. Lamine played a beautiful game tonight, but the reality is we are going to the semi-finals, and he is going home to watch us on television. There is a big difference between playing a pretty game and being a nightmare.”

Yesterday I sat down for an hour with a wealthy man. Rich with acres in Karen, Houses all over the city, ranches in Nakuru and Kajiado etc. He told me a story about how his wife of 18 years left him when he got sick. Guy had a stroke. She escorted him to be treated in Europe and right there at the hospital she met a white boyfriend and that is how she dumped him and their two kids. Mind you the lady is a professor she teaches at Kenyatta University and this guy is the one who paid for masters and phd so it had nothing to do with poverty. Such betrayal is painful. Prof, hapo haukufanya poa. Mzee amenipea story nikafeel. People of Nyeri. Talk to your daughter. Mwambie tumekubali matokeo lakini hakufanya poa.

@joan_reals That’s how life is, you win some and lose some, just ensure you balance the wins and the losses for business to make sense

I've been coned 18,500. Chai inataste juice ya mwarumbaine . The problem isn't the money but just how shallow the scheme was and I still fell for it with a smile. Sometimes...... Just Sometimes yeah , I'm not the smartest lady in the room. Wacha nimalize kulia and tell you the story.

@jobbrio01 @Jevrix9 The mother might have moved to a new place and learned to mind her own business not traveling to the village frequently, hiring a nanny from very far away, not going to church frequently and just loving her family

@fuucksoh @Jevrix9 I doubt how true the story is. Lazima mtu engeropokwa. Like, there are even no relatives from his late mum's side who would have wanted to know how he's doing? Story is hogwash.

My mom died when I was 5 months old. I just found out 27 years later 🥹💔 After 27 years, I finally found out that my mother died when I was just 5 months old. My stepmom raised me all this time and never told me she wasn’t the one who gave birth to me. She treated me like her own biological child. Everything I needed, she provided. I went to public schools throughout my education, wore good clothes, and always had healthy food. My step-siblings never told me the truth either, because my stepmom warned them not to.

@ZamakonkeK You are too petty

I had to end a friendship with my best friend. On my birthday, she posted me on her status. The next day, I texted her to ask if she’d forgotten my birthday. She sent screenshots proving she posted me. That’s when I realized she’d been hiding me from her statuses all along, she just forgot to unhide me on my birthday.

@KenyanSays That’s a bold move, we’ve been programmed to believe what our parents were taught, no options but a requirement to be what they are, get your religious identity today

A young man has decided to leave his religion and focus on himself and his identity. Having been part of the Akorino, he believes it is time for a change and to start truly living.

@ShawtyforTeqyla @uber_kenya @uber_kenya needs a better way of recruiting drivers on their app, these drivers lack common sense,don’t know what customer service is,are always rude, cannot tell the truth especially on accepting a ride while still having another customer & then demand a tip after poor services

Hmm @uber_kenya i requested Uber for my grandma and your useless driver decided to start the trip without picking her up and went to the destination and ended the trip. What kind of stupidity is this? He then reported on his end that i have refused to pay?Are your drivers normal?

@KenyanSays Why arrest a comrade for attempting to cheat, is it admissible in court

A student at Chuka University was apprehended after being found in possession of a mobile phone during an examination.

@Spikes55555 Most dads used to be terrorists at home & have not changed at all, that pushed away children, mothers took advantage of that to poison the kids with lies about these fathers & made themselves favored by the children, dads have nothing to discuss with their children now grownup

Is it normal for someone to go four months bila kuongea na mzae. Wangu hatujaongea from January na hatujakosana. Like what do you discuss with your fathers...

@KenyanSays Governments eat their own people

Residents, including boda boda operators and relatives of patients in Baringo County, confronted county health officials, including CEC for Health Dr. Solomon Sirma, over the poor state of services at the Baringo County Referral Hospital in Kabarnet.

The HIGH PRIEST of LIES! 1. The first time Ruto launched Kiabonyoru University. 2. The second time Ruto launched Kisii University Nyamira Campus at the same place. 3. The 3rd time Ruto launched Nyamira State University at the same place. 4. The 4th time Ruto launched Nyamira University College at the same place. 5. The 5th time Ruto has launched Nyamira University at the same place. NEXT TIME he visits Nyamira he will launch Nyamira University of Science and Technology at the same place. This human being will not cease amazing us!

@wambuijoan2024 What is the space for insurance in this kind of scenario

A social media influencer by the name Fred Nyasoro from Kisumu, hired a car to go attend his friend's house warming party in Migori. Along the way he got involved in an accident and the owner of the car is asking for 200k to repair the car. Fred with no such money has been forced to beg his social media followers to support him raise the 200k. But a section of Kenyans are on his neck reminding him to live within his means; others feeling like he hired the car to paint a picture that he's doing well in life while he's straining to afford a plate of omena and matoke. Buana; so many young pipo getting into unnecessary dept to look rich and impress online strangers. Some going to the extent of hiring iPhones, suits, shoes, and shirts to look like kina Mike Sonko. Others renting high end apartments for 10k per day to impress random women. It's high time men stopped faking life to impress people who don't care whether they are rich or not. Eloi!!

@ktnhome_ The CS for sports is 54 years while the PS for Youth Affairs & Creative Economy is 28 years old. Age is not a reason for mediocrity in this ministry

Kelvin Kiarie: I failed to pay for training for three days at Kasarani Stadium, and that’s how I was banned from training there, along with all the other skaters. Now I practice in the basement of my house, yet when I go to compete in places like Singapore or Benin to represent Kenya, I find myself skating in the same kind of stadium as Kasarani, where I’m banned from training. Hosts:@tsuma_brian & @djtatuah Guest: @kevinkiarie Producer: @MataraInnocent #thegrandstand #chekiktn

If you own a car you need 2 types of mechanics,one is a go to whenever simple fixes are needed like CV joints, alignments, tyre rod ends labor range is 1k to 3K while the 2nd one is a serious guy who charges 7K-30K labor for issues like check engine, pressure pumps, sensors etc

@djeduhmaks Kali🤣🤣🤣🤣

Unalipia aje room bila kuambia msichana 😂😂😂😂😭

@thekenyatimes There are community husbands and domestic husbands, make a wise decision

My husband likes to spend time with his friends instead of me, I need help - Wife