Enoch Miles

Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So when I tell you to go fuck yourself it's because I care.

@fw_nahtahn I don’t chase happiness, I create it sometimes with a little help from a lighter and a roll

"Smoking isn't cute" Idc bro I'm tryna be high not cute

@ElisaBrandani99 I love it 🤤

Do you like ice cream?

@_belikebaddy Big Yes

Quick Shoutouts now, are you ready to follow back ??

@Loma_juice Ohhhh 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Let my tongue explain how bad i crave You 🍆🍆

@AfiaDimple_ Take am

1000 comments and I will give shoutouts tonight.

I heard someone refer to sexual tension as "bangxiety" That's the best thing l've heard all year 😂

@official_Gegeh This morning ooo but they way things are getting out of hand that’s why

When last you cum ? Because the way some of una dey get anger issues these days dey fear me. Shuur

@Ifanyima Yes!!! you never jam Toto wey the smell

Do men ever reject sex???

@FavouriteCoco2 Yeah

Dark Chocolate 🍫 🥵

Soaking up some sun

@softjxaes Perfect

How many pounds should I lose?

@iamnasboi 🤔

Celebrities are humans.

@bluetifulclaire W star war ❤️

May the 4th be with You

This woman shared on Instagram: You know why I don’t like men? Because I went to Tractor Supply knowing what I was looking for (a charger for a 12v lawn tractor battery) but asked a male employee where to find it and he tells me that you can’t charge a mower battery and not only that but if my battery is 2 years old I need a whole new one. So I left and went to a different store and got a charger for a 12v mower battery. Just because I’m a woman doesn’t mean I don’t know what I need and how to use it just tell me where it is and go away

I was charging my phone at the airport. This guy unplugged mine and started plugging in his. I just watched him. Then I said, “Are you okay?” He goes, “My phone is dead.” I unplugged his. Slowly. Maintained eye contact. “So is your awareness.” He laughs awkwardly, “I just need a few minutes.” I said, “And I need you to try that somewhere else.” Plugged mine back in. He didn’t reach for it again.

it's so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

why tf am i still shy? this sht annoying bruh im grown as hell