Elmo 3000

Remember when some hack at The Sun tried to write something dunking on 'snowflake millenials' but accidentally revealed that they had either never read or completely misunderstood the point of Frankenstein?

@Luxzord @DBconfessions45 Why would Yoshi use his Solar System busting power (never seen before or after) to ground-pound a wooden stake, causing it to move... 0.5 metres, hitting a cartoon bird in the butt, causing it to explode three times and then fly away to become a star?

@g1Elmo3000 @DBconfessions45 He was trying to stop a Yoshi from delivering Baby Mario to the stork, why would he be worth damm?

“GRAHHHHHH! I HATE CARTOON CELESTIAL FEATS! CUPHEAD IS NOT STAR LEVEL! NEITHER ARE ED EDD AND EDDY! A GREEN SHELL KNOCKING SOME DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE THE SUN OUT OF THE SKY IN MARIO BROS 3 IS NOT EQUIVALENT TO DESTROYING A STAR! I HATE THEM! HATE HATE HATE!”

@Luxzord @DBconfessions45 The second one legitimately sounds just as plausible as the first.

@g1Elmo3000 @DBconfessions45 Idk what to tell you man, either Yoshi pound him so hard he turned into stars somehow or the Super Mario Gods decided the guy was worthy enough of an entire constellation in the sky.

@hatsu3425 Robert Kirkman will say "Omni-Man beats Superman, and every time I say that, nerds on the internet get mad for some reason!" and then wink at the camera, and people will still cry that he's an uneducated moron rather than admit he just doesn't care about their dumb fucking hobby.

People shitting on Robert Kirkman for not caring about powerscaling have no idea how little writers give a shit about that stuff man Especially in comics Reading the Jason Aaron Run for Thor had me seeing him create universal shockwaves to struggling against normal elves

@Luxzord @DBconfessions45 That feat always felt incredibly questionable to me because he's just ground-pounding on a wooden stake (or whatever those things are) and the other side pops up and hits Raphael the Raven in the butt. I don't think that's supposed to indicate Solar System tier strength.

@DBconfessions45 Context matter for some feats, Mario didn't kill the sun in SMB3 but Yoshi did turn an mf into a constellation somehow in Yoshi's Island.

@BriannaWu "Over 4/5th of the people I killed deserved it." Source: Me How stupid do you have to be to think that Israel is a reliable, unbiased source on whether Israel's actions are justified? (Spoilers: Israel says 'Yes'.)

Over 4/5th of the people taken out were terrorists? That is an EXCELLENT civilian to combatant ratio. I don’t understand what people expect Israelis to do. Lebanon has been partially captured by Hezbollah, and they indiscriminately target Israel civilians. Are Jews just supposed to die?

@Chunky_Milk____ "Travel speed is not reaction speed!" is true, but some powerscalers WILL stretch that argument beyond the point where it is even remotely plausible. If someone has FTL reactions but can't run more than 100mph then that's beyond insane and I assume reaction speed was wanked.

@Chunky_Milk____ ... Ehhh... It is at least reasonable to assume that someone's travel speed should not be slower than 1% of their reaction speed. If you can react at FTL, you should be able to run 1,000,000mph - at least for a short while - easily.

imagine calling out power scaling but you cant tell the difference between travel and reaction speed

How you gonna call someone the n-word AND a Trump supporter in the same sentence? Over a Spider-Man opinion? Do powerscalers just not know how to talk to peop- no, why am I asking that, that is the dumbest question anyone has ever asked, I'm sorry.

Had the quintessential powerscaling Twitter experience yesterday. Someone asked how fast I thought Spider-Man was, so I told them (less than FTL,) and then some random guy jumped in to call me an uneducated media illiterate dumbass n-word (?!?) and also a Trump supporter (?!?!?)

@Chunky_Milk____ @ProxyFreak And you can totally disagree with that interpretation and that's also valid, but it's not like I was saying "That's not Spider-Man, that was Greg Sponglerdong, a ghost who replaced him for one panel and then disappeared!"

@Chunky_Milk____ @ProxyFreak Okay, I get that, and to be fair I was totally engaging in a debate-like way, it's also just that- "Well you were just saying "Nuh uh!"-" 'Aim-dodging plus Spider-Sense' is genuinely a valid and legitimate interpretation of those panels.

@Chunky_Milk____ @ProxyFreak "while showing nothing to back it up" I just thought we were having a friendly chat! I don't have any Spider-Man scans for you. I'm not trying to persuade you I'm right. I'm just trying to explain why you haven't persuaded me. I'm sorry you interpreted that as wildly hostile.

@g1Elmo3000 @ProxyFreak if thats how you comprehend a debate then no offense but you shouldn't be in a debate then lol. its just as frustrating as debating with someone whos attempting to debunk you while showing nothing to back it up

@Chunky_Milk____ @ProxyFreak "I've showed you plenty of examples" and I respectfully believe they were aim-dodges and/or Spider-Sense and you haven't disproven that. "you're quite literally just going "nuh uh"" It's not my fault if that is the only way that you can comprehend someone disagreeing with you.

@g1Elmo3000 @ProxyFreak i wasn't thanking them for insulting you i was thanking them for understanding my point. i've showed you plenty of examples debunking what you said but you're quite literally just going "nuh uh" with no actual evidence unlike what i've been doing

@Chunky_Milk____ @ProxyFreak That other guy shows up calling me uneducated, media illiterate, and 'like a Trump supporter' (?!?!?) because I don't buy (but respect your right to believe) a powerscaling take about Spider-Man and you thanked him? I wasn't rude to you at all, what gives?

@g1Elmo3000 @ProxyFreak what are you even talking about 😭

@BladeGodBackup @Chunky_Milk____ @ProxyFreak "if he follows the warning he can react to lasers which are light speed" But he's not reacting to the LASERS he's reacting to the WARNING of the lasers, which comes before the lasers- why are you acting like a piece of shit over a discussion about Spider-Man?

@g1Elmo3000 @Chunky_Milk____ @ProxyFreak You can call me an asshole go ahead but I'm gonna call you a dumbass if you're being a dumbass. You were given physical proof that your belief is wrong but just like an irl Trump supporter you sat nuh uh even if the evidence is in your face

@Chunky_Milk____ @ProxyFreak Okay so I respectfully disagreed with a thing that you said - didn't say you were wrong, just that I didn't buy it - so you started 'liking' that I was media illiterate and uneducated. Genuinely no reason at all for you to start acting like an asshole.

@g1Elmo3000 @ProxyFreak its still up to peter to react when the warning goes off and he's doing it as lasers are firing. and yes AS they're firing because we can clearly see it here. one second he's sitting there and as soon as they fire he's already out of the way

@BladeGodBackup @Chunky_Milk____ @ProxyFreak Okay well you sound like an asshole. I'm literally just saying that I don't personally buy an argument, why are you acting like I've shit in your cereal? Why are powerscalers like this?

@g1Elmo3000 @Chunky_Milk____ @ProxyFreak .....you just proved your fucking self by your own words that spider sense is a warning system and that Peter needs to react willingly to that warning. Nigga we have TV shows & Games that back up that if he follows the warning he can react to lasers which are light speed

@Chunky_Milk____ @ProxyFreak I'm not even trying to persuade you of anything, just explaining my own opinion. It's nice that you have some supporting evidence but none of it is actually solid proof that it wasn't just aim-dodge + spooder-sinse.

@Chunky_Milk____ @ProxyFreak The Spider-Sense is basically magic and has several times warned Peter of danger before a projectile was fired, i.e. someone pointing a gun at him. It didn't go off specifically once the laser was fired. No evidence of that.

@Chunky_Milk____ @ProxyFreak Spider-Sense + literally none of those show him only reacting AFTER the laser has been fired. Aim-dodging. I'm not even arguing that he's not fast, I don't buy FTL. It's kind of funny that the Spider-Sense is a really cool advantage and also it fucks with all his speed calcs.

@g1Elmo3000 @ProxyFreak lmao