Greg Wilkerson

Sounds like she said Everglade National Park, not Everglades. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #WheelofFortune

We're pleased to announce that, as of today, February 1, we will operate under a new name and brand identity: Smokies Life. Though GSMA was originally founded as an association in 1953, our work today surpasses what that word can convey. Learn more: smokieslife.org/2024/02/01/gsm…

@SmartLess had Paul Anka on and didn’t talk to him about singing Smells Like Teen Spirit?!?!

I didn't know what else to do so I edited Jar Jar Binks into the end of Obi Wan Kenobi.

“I’ve decided THIS should be on the pardon list, if that’s still in the works.”

What do you know of this blade? #TheBookOfBobaFett

We're giving away the complete Books of Babel series by @BancroftJosiah! Retweet this tweet & follow @orbitbooks to enter. US ONLY. Ends 11/19/21 5:00pm EDT. Rules: ow.ly/ZB5V50xLM0d

@jakewright1996 says instead of switching to a permanent Daylight Savings Time, we should move to a system where we readjust the clocks every day so the sun is always setting at around 10 p.m.

Incredible time of year in the mountains. 🍁🍂🐿

Norah’s first-ever holiday album, I Dream of Christmas, will be released October 15th! Listen to the album’s opening track, Norah’s original “Christmas Calling (Jolly Jones)” out now! ❤️ Listen: NorahJones.lnk.to/CCJJ Pre-order: NorahJones.lnk.to/IDOC

It’s always #HotGirlSummer for my husband, Carl 💝 Happy birthday my love!

I want to join the Danebury Metal Detecting Club.

Does anyone want to talk about that time in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol when Sawyer jumped off the roof and threw a palm-sized gadget at the ground that turned into a flimsy instant inflatable catchy thingamabob?

If I had two wishes I’d end world hunger and then get @Fritolay to bring back BBQ Fritos! The real ones, not the twists! If I only had one wish, uuhhhh...

The NPS, in cooperation with the Arizona Game and Fish Department, seeks skilled volunteers to assist with the removal of bison on the North Rim of Grand Canyon National Park in the fall of 2021. Interested parties should carefully read this announcement: go.nps.gov/gcb

Good job Nature Valley! Problem solved! I mean, I’m not going to do it because it sounds like a lot of work, but otherwise...fixed!

I understand the need to discharge static electricity before fueling, but why is there a picture of Emperor Palpatine?

Uh, so the Avengers don’t get paid?

@BancroftJosiah I had to look up the word “hippodrome.”

As a rule I like to eat healthy, but not as a strict rule, more like a rule I follow when it’s convenient or sometimes not at all, like the Code of the Pirate Brethren or the Sith Rule of Two.