♯ 𝐓OUR 𝙼AN͟A͟G͟E͟R .
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♯ 𝐓OUR 𝙼AN͟A͟G͟E͟R .
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happy. . . . i can’t recall the last time i have uttered such a word. well , i’ll grant you a raise anyway.

hmmm , names that sound less like human beings and more like subscription boxes. every century invents a new horror, i suppose. don’t flatter me too much—-you’re asking for a raise?

hmm. . burning down lululemon is far too much effort. they’d simply reopen in three weeks with a bigger matcha bar and a reformer pilates studio.

a black garbage bag tied around the waist possesses more mystery. i have seen corpses dressed with greater intention.

oh please , do give offense.

if i hear another opinion about lululemons being sexy , i will combust.













