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@i_zzzzzz I feel bad for all the mathematicians reading that last part

No one is crafting prose like this. Beautiful work

I had a dream that a chef would make a pizza that is different

@TallBart Done mate. You given me a lot of laughs with your videos in the last year, least I can do to help out

@troughofluxury Hmm. Self assessment: 2 (my hair looks sharp but has oil-based styling product in it) 3 (I'm tired and old) 3 (no mouth breathing but my expression is grim) 4 (decent teeth) Score 12/20.

@NotABigJerk I have continued to block every promoted tweet on sight in pursuit of the most batshit crazy ones that are out there. Have done since ~2012. No ban or warning yet. But they probably don't care about me bc I don't post and have no following.

@boring_as_heck Genuinely a very funny thing to decide to excel at, congrats king

@troughofluxury Look upon my works, ye mighty, then maybe give me a call sometime?

@urbanfriendden Nah this is one of those bristly things you scrub your shoes off on in winter

@punished_cait Holy fucking hell. Punishing the kids bc their parents haven't paid for sthg that should be free anyway.

@BEAT_SKELTON Tried watching this with my gf but when they shot at the dog she was like, no. Even though they missed. Then I looked it up and learned the horse dies so that was a big no. Gotta watch it on my own at some point.

@RadishHarmers Since you're no longer 37, you're out of your prime. But don't worry, you'll come back into it at 41.

Today I am 38 and creaky, but I was once spritely and young and half this age. I can't find any photos or documentation of it though. The best I could find is a class schedule printout from when I was 19.

@RadishHarmers Happy birthday Mr math and jokes guy. I am turning 39 soon, 38 has been cool. Hopefully it will be for you also.

Today is my 38th birthday. Ok.

@getfiscal I think it was Nevermind, but might have been big shiny tunes 2. More memorable was a few yrs later when I bought Diabolus in Musica off my buddy Tom for $4.50 (for smokes), after an entire lunchtime of intense negotiations.

I think the first cassette was Vanilla Ice - To The Extreme... yeah I'm a bit of a rap old head

@laerm @leyawn Haha I don't remember but I think I saw it way too many times in a few days in ~2015 and put it in there

@leyawn I also block on sight and have done since like 2012. I get funny ones sometimes, a couple days ago they tried to sell me the latest predator drone. No indication if hellfires are included.

@laerm @leyawn I added some "code words" to my muted terms list years ago and it seems to work to stop all the suggested tweets that aren't actually paid for ads. I also block all promoted tweet accts on sight. Here's my muted terms list:

@Prof_Hinkley You too!

@Prof_Hinkley Drinking

@Prof_Hinkley I was told someone would make bacon and eggs but so far I'm the only one up. Driving coffee and playing rdr2

@rudetanks Yesterday they tried to sell me a predator drone lol

just got a promoted tweet for a sling shot with a laser

@journeymanped @allahliker Holy hell I loved this game as a teen, forgot about it

not fucking with this guy, honestly asking: can someone explain this