Gareth Owens

.@Amaddiallo_19 @B_Fernandes8 @Casemiro @leny_yoro @JoshuaZirkzee @KobbieMainoo @HarryMaguire93

@AndyRobsonTips Would love a mug to collect my tears but to also cheers everytime the gem bit is a winner 🤩🤩

✅ Just the 12 out of 13 Gem Bet winners from my completely free email. Only took six minutes to land too. Sending two more Gems to everyone tomorrow at 8am. Make sure you join before then. Join for free: bit.ly/Gem-Bet-Email Who backed it? 👉🏼♥️

@AndyRobsonTips Pepperoni passion and meatilicious

Who fancies a Domino’s? It’s Champions League tradition, and I don’t mind sorting a few of you out with some scran for the games. Reply with your two pizzas of choice. I’ll pick the winners in time for them to be delivered by KO.

@Cormac1893 @knowyourmeme @dailysimpsons

@knowyourmeme @dailysimpsons @gaaarf

On this day 30 years ago, the “Homer Simpson Backs Into Bushes” scene aired on The Simpsons.

@elmo Every morning, I cannot wait to go back to sleep. Every Monday, I cannot wait for Friday to come. Every single day and every single week for life.

@CowboySull @Cormac1893

@nocontextfm1 @StokeyyG2 PC

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@Konate_FPL @Conkers_PT

Mac Allister seeing Fabinho, Henderson & Thiago rumoured to be leaving

@Conkers_PT @LouisWheeldonNS @PeterAdams21 Can’t wait to see this happen later on tonight and adams just logs off and never speaks of FM again 😂😂

I’m very close to destroying my computer

I just wanted to send this farewell message to all Manchester United supporters. I would like to express my unwavering gratitude and appreciation for the love from the last 12 years. We’ve achieved a lot since my dear Sir Alex Ferguson brought me to this club. I took incredible pride everytime I pulled on this shirt, to lead the team, to represent this institution, the biggest club in the world was an honour only bestows upon a few lucky footballers. It’s been an unforgettable and successful period since I came here. I didn’t think from leaving Madrid as a young boy we would achieve what we did together. Now, it’s the right time to undertake a new challenge, to push myself again in new surroundings. Manchester will always be in my heart, Manchester has shaped me and will never leave me. We’ve seen it all. 🤘🏼❤️

Every degen end of the month.

Arsenal, Newcastle and Man United fans:

@PassLikeThiago @Conkers_PT the Suarez vs Norwich era is one I’m sure you’ll never forget

Girlfriend: Can't you give the horseracing and football a miss today Me:

Afternoon everyone, just dropping in to say that if you wrap room temperature beers in damp kitchen towel and put them in the freezer for 10 minutes, they’ll be ice cold when you take them out. Happy Christmas.

Just searched Gonçalo Ramos on Twitter.

The gritters oot in Scotland the now . This is aw their names 🤣✊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Me on Sky Bets Daily Shootout free game

Ronaldo when we re-sign him in January after sacrificing himself to get rid of the Glazers twitter.com/SpursIad/statu…