Gabby

project coconut is a go

@ahhhhhriana After we tried to completely destroy his self confidence

the extremely socially awkward 26 yr old guy looking straight into me and @gabby10_2 ‘s eyes tn asking us “how do i flirt with you both at once?”

YES I cried while listening to a podcast psychoanalyzing 500 days of summer at work so what

guys

@nate_parker2 U probably right, mai tai kinda sucked

@gabby10_2 Long Island or bust

cut water makes me wanna text every ex situationship

a man asked to argue on his dating app prompt and now he’s getting mad when I’m saying 70% of men aren’t funny

woah what woahhhhh (me being shocked)

Miranda did in fact sing we’ll give her that

colleen ballinger after her pr team told her not to speak on the controversy:

@frankihooks Right like sorry I want to be close to you

@gabby10_2 Hot girls park IN other cars 😇

hot girls drive over medians

asking a man to describe his dream place to live to me and then immediately falling asleep and audibly snoring when he starts talking was accidental but honestly so slay of me

Nooo dont explore the ruins of the titanic in a submarine your so sexy aha

If there are more than 5 men in the weights section at the gym I literally just exit the building

I get that my car sounds like a rollercoaster climbing to its peak but can everyone not stare

opening hinge feels like I’m clocking in for a customer service job