Gabrielle Fernandez

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Gabrielle Fernandez

Gabrielle Fernandez

@gabbydfernandez

MFA Fellow at UCF// Reincarnated Muppet

Katılım Nisan 2009
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Nana K.@NK_Adjei·
When reviews distinguish "literary fiction" from "magical realism" as if they are mutually exclusive I'm reminded that we collectively don't even know what literary fiction is and yet still use the term to quietly or loudly condescend. It's really annoying at this point.
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Gabrielle Fernandez@gabbydfernandez·
Do I really want to submit to Paris review or am I just high on pumpkin spice?
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kyle r seibel@kylerseibel·
“We appreciate the opportunity to read your work but unfortunately this submission was not a fit.”
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Gabrielle Fernandez@gabbydfernandez·
Call me a French musical because I’m Le miserable - my husband complaining about his allergies
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Janel Comeau 🍁
Janel Comeau 🍁@VeryBadLlama·
hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave
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Gabrielle Fernandez@gabbydfernandez·
Wordle 830 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Finally!! I can die an accomplished person
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Gabrielle Fernandez@gabbydfernandez·
My love language is turning into an abuelita and insisting I cook you something
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Gabrielle Fernandez@gabbydfernandez·
I have to share the insane things that my mom says. She’s telling me about siblings she knew growing up named Don and Dawn. We started arguing about if the names sound the same. AND THEN SHE SAYS “We’ll they solved that problem. He got hit by a bus” … WHAT!?!
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Gabrielle Fernandez
Gabrielle Fernandez@gabbydfernandez·
dear future self, stop cutting your hair -the bitch you can’t do anything with her berries and cream hair cut
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Gabrielle Fernandez@gabbydfernandez·
have my teeth gotten smaller or have my gums gotten bigger
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Gabrielle Fernandez@gabbydfernandez·
A FoodNetwork show but it’s stoners trying to cook for Gordon Ramsay and eating everything before he can
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Gabrielle Fernandez@gabbydfernandez·
Florida. It’s September. We’re done with summer. Get it together. My titties are tired of sweating.
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Gabrielle Fernandez@gabbydfernandez·
I don’t always go out but when I do I’m always in the seat between other conversations so I just sit quietly and have an anxiety attack about interrupting
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