Gabe Noah

@MindofMilaa @ick_real Don't forget Dottie & Hattie,

@ick_real Effie, Adelia, Waverly, Dollie,

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@MindofMilaa I also think it's important to acknowledge that republicans might still be having sex in one hole if not for that wondrous poison!

@MindofMilaa Most of the time yes, but if you eliminate sloshed sex, blacked out sex, frustrations caused by whiskey penis/dry socket, and/or catastrophic-life altering sexual indiscretions....I think it's quite a nice feeling! ---vow or disavow?!

alcohol of course

@MindofMilaa (Stop embarrassing me in front of my friends)

@gabe_noah is this projection

If this is you, come over.

Hopefully someday I'll find a woman who loves me enough to have a public (in person) meltdown followed by a multi-platform (public) social media meltdown; culminating with some hysterical phone calls where she screams at the barber for messing up my cut. 🥰

I hope I get to reveal something someday....That would be such a fucking rush. --if you're a shy person with secret information or a revolutionary product HMU! No charge.

@meghanapolis Hey fuck that party anyway….sounds to me like you’ve got a pretty rockin pity party going on at your house anyway! —think positively

I was invited to go to a cool LA party tonight and I spiraled because of how uncool I am and how I don’t deserve good things to happen to me so now I am not going

@meghanapolis Could have been worse…At least you didn’t ruin the party?!

@meghanapolis You are my new City Pages. Ty

@gabe_noah I’m not lying!!!

Minneapolis has a Chi-Chi’s now but when are we bringing back The Ground Round

@MindofMilaa I’ll cover your shift if you let me keep 15% of my earnings….just leave an outfit and a wig under the parking lot dumpster. ✊🏼 —seriously, I can do it if you believe in me. I’m a sexy person too, you know.

do not wanna workkkkk

I’ll have more respect for woman by 10am tomorrow than you will have by 9pm 11 years from 2 days after tomorrow. -I mean it too.

@Tinder⁩ talks a big game about safety, then when you stop paying for premium this muscular homosexual crashes through my filters like kool aid man and it’s fuck or die.

I’ll give you problematic, you curly bitch.

@MindofMilaa @nonestlex Also funny: 1. not being able to recognize other languages? --was it russian? vietnamese? french? "I DON'T KNOW, JUST FOREIGN!" 2. that poetic formatting...soulful xenophobia. deep. serious. I like him.

@nonestlex are you in the united states ? if so you’ve literally always been the foreigner… did you think europeans came from here?

I don't recognise the language being spoken on my train anymore. Not a single conversation in English for 40 minutes. I look around and realise I'm the foreigner now. In my own country. On the train line I grew up on. And if I mention this, I'm the problem.

@MindofMilaa @nonestlex a REAL white man would pick himself up by his bootstraps and make a better life for himself.

@MindofMilaa @nonestlex okay dolly, now you're out here huntin...Let the man be! The poor bastard...Doesn't even have enough money to move out of the ghetto.