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You ever still think about a sandwich you ate years ago

@mallEarnold Forever banger

@GabeNiles pulled out the Archives 😆

@KingThelonious Jussst started this

ranking of kings first season feels like a fever dream.

there’s a point in your 30s when you realize hosting BBQs and dinner parties is the new club scene and high key better without the randoms, overpriced drinks, and terrible DJs still playing Dreams and Nightmares

@LunaeRequiem @DiscussingFilm @LaggyOw Lmao

@DiscussingFilm @LaggyOw WE GOTTA WAIT UNTIL 2086 DEAR LORD

New ‘JUJUTSU KAISEN: MODULO’ promo trailer. Animated by MAPPA.

"If you don't fit into the crowd, it means your place is on the stage."

This is wild accurate

@shomipatwary Dose of nostalgia will do ya right. My show for that is Curb Your Enthusiasm

I gotta reset my brain and just watch old reruns of 30 Rock again, man

And just like that… everybody stopped talking about the Epstein Files.

PETE HEGSETH: “We took out Iran’s nuclear capabilities last year. This war wasn’t started because they were close to getting nuclear weapons, it started because they still had nuclear ambitions.” Hegseth accidentally tells congress that Iran posed no imminent threat to America.

BREAKING: Half of planned US data center builds have been delayed or canceled

@jetlikik @choppaslide 😂😂😂

This nigga just told 40 deaf people they wont never be shit in life 💀💀

No federally mandated paid parental leave, daycare $2k/month for a newborn, can of milk $60, groceries up 20%, can’t afford a home (space) , and can’t go to college. oh and can’t go to the doctor if unemployed. and you fake ass confused.

@Category_Is_ @thirdmetax Deep Fakes at a surcharge eventually

@thirdmetax What's a sex bot???

Sam Altman says OpenAI refuses to add a sex bot to ChatGPT even though it would massively grow the platform “there are a lot of things we could do that would grow faster that would get more time in chat GPT that we don’t do because we know that our long term incentive is to stay as aligned with our users as possible” “we haven’t put a sex bot Avatar in chat GPT yet that does seem like it would get time spent apparently it does”

@thirdmetax "Yet" ..

Bruh. Think about this … Michael Jackson had songs about, the kid ain’t mine, world hunger, racism, world peace, love, one night stands, pretty women, and a killer whale…. And they all slapped. Bruh who else bruh…

@TheBHentel CTE under surveillance w/ a gaggle of fake azz ppl will never look good but is a great tool to being real with self and gettn back right. Wish the best for em all

This might be the saddest I’ve ever seen a nigga go out in my life this some of the grossest work of all time .

In 2006, you could go to Walmart half-drunk at 3 a.m. and walk out with a live lobster, cheap lingerie and a handgun.

Imagine looking back one day and realizing you were brave enough to chase the life you truly wanted and it worked.

You ever still think about a sandwich you ate years ago

Cutting the top bread 1st then applying on top of the sandwich to cut the rest of the sandwich is a technique that doesn't get enough light. Elite sandwich hack