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@Hermit_Thrush PEMDAS for life

I'm really proud of how much math I've learned on my own. It's not as broad or fast as an actual PhD student but it's been a lot of work. And it seems to be important to my mental health.

Get in loser, we’re going to Canyonlands to find that guy’s arm.

Why do you, as an airport, have bathroom stalls without hooks?

I have never booked a consultation I thought went well and I’ve never-not booked a consultation I thought went horribly.

My husband took my car for an oil change today and now I’m a conservative AMA

Is this anything more humiliating than the “On my way!” iPhone correction? NO

I am not the same person I was when I set my car volume that high

@TimKalpakis Like we said, we want the baby to have brown hair…

It me 🙈

Transformed the house from autumn to winter on Thanksgiving 💁🏻‍♀️ I can’t stop slaying

Today can suck on me. Hard.

@saulnipolz Frank Green 🥰

I need a new water bottle and I need suggestions

*reward*

@RideUTA Time for a free-fare Tuesday to mark the occasion!

Well done, everyone! The correct answer is 1.1 million riders. Join us in celebrating five years of UVX on Tuesday!

From January to July of this year UVX had how many riders?

Stockholm 😭❤️🥰

Eating an apple in public is a depraved thing to do. No one wants to hear that.

Starting to think that if a European smiles back at someone, they’ll explode.

If you get ID’d in Europe, it means they think you may not be OVER 18 😍

@catitudemeow Invite?????

me rn

me when i pull up to walmart at 10pm just to get bubble bath and a frozen pizza 😎

The way my hairdresser is def gonna notice that I got two bang-trims in 8 weeks…. Gonna ghost her