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@Red1948787 @bigballerking69 @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks more rest = healthier team. that’s what you get with a cupcake schedule. try the SEC grind week in and week out before post season.

@gagebr_ @bigballerking69 @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks > "cupcake schedule" > still couldn't beat em > embarrassed in a blowout You Southerners are fucking dimwitted windbags, maybe you guys should just shut the fuck up until you actually win again?

Purdue listed as a “notable” game lmao

@garblicks @BradLester1 you’re not a bama fan. change ur name.

@BradLester1 That kid isn't a running back. He doesn't have the vision. He can do all the drills he wants. He doesn't see or hit the hole. Gain 30 pounds and move back to tight end. He won't gain 600 yards this year. Truth hurts.

Offseason Training Daniel Hill | University of Alabama

@destoryer15_ @Tjohnso02 @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks yeah i’m done, but please work on your trash talk. take a note from those auburn guys, they know how to get under people’s skin. but it kind of just made me feel bad for you for some reason. have a good day brother.

@gagebr_ @Tjohnso02 @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks You done yet? You can’t talk to me you’re a little guy I don’t associate with southeastern cupcakes 🧁

@destoryer15_ @Tjohnso02 @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks geez brother, you’re not even using the word “deter” correctly. and i’m supposed to be offended? it doesn’t hurt anymore. 😭

@gagebr_ @Tjohnso02 @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks Yeah I’m employed lmao got in a hurry doesn’t deter the fact yall got beat by FSU and IU in the same season😢

@destoryer15_ @Tjohnso02 @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks “jobs got in a hurry”

@gagebr_ @Tjohnso02 @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks Lol some of us have jobs got in a hurry. Doesn’t change the fact that your big mighty team got absolutely pummeled

@destoryer15_ @Tjohnso02 @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks “my your”

@gagebr_ @Tjohnso02 @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks Still doesn’t deter how bad yall got your teeth kicked in my your daddy cig 🚬

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@gagebr_ @Tjohnso02 @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks 👍

@Tjohnso02 @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks yeah i’m sure rutgers is going to give them hell 😭

@gagebr_ @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks It’s because they’re rivals. Obviously they play better teams than Purdue bro lmao

@Zach73139 @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks great ragebait man you’re killing it, just want to let you know as i’m sure you’re not used to indiana winning much. get it out before next season rolls around.

@gagebr_ @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks Georgia and Oklahoma are the only 2 good teams on that list 🤣🤣🤣 and Georgia beat the fuck out of you when it mattered 🤣🤣

@Zach73139 @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks i can’t take you seriously, you created your account in february. you’ve never watched college football before last season. do your research.

@gagebr_ @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks Alabama played two good teams last year. 2 of bamas “ranked” wins were against Tennessee and Mizzou. Neither one of those teams beat a team with a winning record last year. And bama lost to a terrible acc team 🤣🤣

@GoBucks5240 @secnumbersguy when you’re playing 8, which is now 9 in-conference games against the best of the best teams found in college football, you’re going to have 4-5 loss seasons. not everyone can be at the top of their conference.

@secnumbersguy Almost as bad as when they rank 4-5 loss SEC programs like Tennessee, Kentucky, Auburn, etc just to bolster the SEC SOS 😭

The fact that Purdue is listed as a “Notable Game” during this rant is peak Big 10 😭

@Zach73139 @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks really? the score was 56-3, and purdue went 2-10 last year. i also don’t know what that has to do with indiana playing such an easy schedule.

@gagebr_ @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks Purdue gave Indiana more trouble than bama did

@bigballerking69 @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks that’s fine, i accept the loss. indiana was a great team last year. it was also the only matchup we’ve ever had. but that has zero relevance considering the cupcakes they have to play for the entire regular season.

@gagebr_ @NoContextSEC @NickyPerks 38-3

@ETGEACOLLEGE so when can i get it?

MrBeast offers you $50,000... but you cannot play any EA games for the rest of your lifetime Are you taking it?

@RecruitsBama @joey_flem i thought this staff couldn’t recruit? 😂

𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡: 2028 Five-Star OT Joey Fleming has been predicted to Alabama “Alabama is clearly a powerhouse that I have had my eye on my entire life.” The No. 1 IOL in the nation is mainly considering the Crimson Tide and Clemson

@TysirYoung9 @Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @SSN_Alabama @TimWatts_BOL @CoachMorrell3 @K3preyear @braylengibbs21 @JuniorQB1 @PlayerProMorgan @blalockjr_ ROLL MF TIDE

@Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @SSN_Alabama @TimWatts_BOL @CoachMorrell3 @K3preyear @braylengibbs21 @JuniorQB1 @PlayerProMorgan @blalockjr_ Bama Fans let’s do it!!

BREAKING: Four-Star LB Tysir Young has Committed to Alabama, he tells me for @Rivals The 6’3 215 LB chose the Crimson Tide over Miami, Oregon, Ohio State, Georgia, and Rutgers He’s ranked as the No. 7 LB in the 2028 Rivals Industry Rankings 🐘 on3.com/rivals/tysir-y…

@TheRealCruzOx it was perfect.

Take us back, please

@willhall79 @CollegeCapper7 @CFBTalkDaily they won’t willy, the hate comes from bama being the standard from winning all those nattys. we’re the only team who can go 10-2 in the regular season, and win a playoff game and still fall below expectations.

@CollegeCapper7 @CFBTalkDaily Put your house on it then

I think it’s crazy that Kalen DeBoer was an afterthought at SEC media days This guy is the second best football coach in the conference; I get he isn’t that interesting But he’s had more success in the last 5 years than Lane Kiffin or Sark have had in a career

@NextRoundLive i enjoy being underdogs, this doesn’t bother me. but everyone saying this now better not jump the wagon once their predictions don’t pan out.

The SEC media has spoken—and Alabama is entering unfamiliar territory. 👀 The Crimson Tide were picked 6th in the conference, their lowest preseason SEC media ranking since 2008. Disrespect…or a fair assessment of Alabama entering 2026?